Andy Welfle 🛰️

That’s probably what I should do, but I definitely get impatient, and I don’t know if I can do it better than an llm

I will DM you!

You should be able to use the app right from the get-go! The “premium” version doesn’t actually charge you since it’s a beta.

Or are you talking about setting up TestFlight?

All this was inspired by my friend @toffer.shitposting.blog and their experience, and when they're ready to show off their suite of apps (!), you can be sure I'll be posting about it.

Oh, also, just because you deserve to know:

I vibecoded this with Claude Code. AI was absolutely used in the making of this app.

I have thoughts about that experience, but that's for another day.

I'm limiting it to 50 people right now, although I doubt we'll hit that!

Join the Gestalt - Easy alt text beta Available on iOS

Put in a photo or multiple, it generates a caption using AI (Claude, or you can use an Anthropic or OpenAI API key), and you can copy it to your clipboard to paste in your social post. Boom.

If you have Testflight and want to be in my beta, here's a link:

testflight.apple.com/join/18cWwujz

I'm working on an app! Ever since I took ChatGPT off my phone, I haven't been able to quickly make alt descriptions for my photos.

If you have an iPhone, check out Gestalt — it does just that. 🧵

lol, well it became important when I accidentally got it so tight I couldn’t get it off the needle. But we tried again and I managed to give it some slack 😅

How to Knit Classes (San Francisco)Kni1 101 Sunday April 5 / 2-4pm (Erica) Welcome to the world of yarn! Learn to knit in two 2-hour sessions. These classes are in person and take place at our San Francisco location (3897 18th Street). Curious how our beginner classes work? ...

Related: if you want to knit and you’re in the SF area, check out @pui.bsky.social’s classes! imagiknit.com/collections/...

A man wearing glasses and a green hoodie sits on a couch, holding knitting needles and working with light-colored yarn. He has a surprised or concentrated expression on his face while knitting in what appears to be a bright, teal-walled living room.

So @pui.bsky.social is teaching a knitting class tomorrow and she wants to practice teaching someone how to knit so I am her (not so) apt pupil.

My hands get caught up in each other and I haven’t figured out tension but I made a few rows of 10 stitches!

Don't tell anyone, Steve, but it was...

*whispers*

...vibe-coded

I never noticed that they have different model numbers! So they probably are a completely different graphite formulation but just adapted the name!

12-pack Harvest 320 Professional #2 Our Harvest 320 Professional series pencils are made from California incense cedar with a #2 core. The 12-pack comes in a beautiful pencil box. The Harvest Professional featuring incense cedar is avai...

Hii! They do still make the Harvest, but they're just not the same as these old ones. Still not bad, though: musgravepencil.com/products/har...

👈 Baby's first app submission over here

I know I'm late to this party, but WOW. That spit-and-polish that Apple is famous for is not at all present in their developer tools. I just submitted an app for review to put it in TestFlight and the AppStoreConnect site and it is just full of broken flows and really confusing language.

A grinning monster sculpture photographed in black and white outside a modern building.

Walking from work to my doctors office takes me past one of the most terrifying sculptures in this city.

(Dark B&W filter for dramatic effect)

Screenshot of a post on X.com from the verified account @somewheresy, showing a profile photo of a man sitting on a plane. The text of the post reads: “Btw if anyone with Ray-Ban glasses is recording you, just pull up a picture of the ISIS flag on your phone and hold it up to their glasses. It’ll permanently ban their account almost immediately.”

Is this worth somebody potentially questioning why you have a picture of the ISIS flag in your camera roll?

Yes, I think so.

Ranch water - Wikipedia

I thought we called that “Ranch Water” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranch_w...

I use 1p, but have been eyeing the default Apple passwords app because it seems like it does basically the same stuff I need (though, ofc, only for Apple products

User interface card displaying a baggage icon next to the bold text “Overweight bag,” with smaller text below reading “Tag 4016176192” and “Andrew Welfle.” A blue right-facing arrow appears on the right side, with thin horizontal divider lines above and below the card.

what the fuck did you call me United Airlines??

Finally, we have some REAL journalism from the lamestream media

There’s only one hero who can defeat them:

The Life Changing Magic of Shitposting Up

And, apparently Famichiki

Cheap-ass nacho cheese sauce blorped on some pre-packaged tortilla chips and a sprinkling of pickled jalapeño slices on top. S-tier garbage food.

Osaka Tsutenkaku Tower rises above surrounding low- and mid-rise buildings, shown once glowing with warm lights against a dark night sky and once in daylight under a clear blue sky. The lattice steel structure features an enclosed circular observation deck and vertical Japanese signage, with hotel signs and distant mountains visible in the daytime view.

☀️/ 🌖 🗼

A bowl of spaghetti carbonara served in a white dish, with thick strands of pasta coated in a creamy yellow sauce and topped with a bright orange raw egg yolk in the center. Cubes of browned bacon are mixed throughout, and freshly cracked black pepper is sprinkled over the glossy surface.

And @pui.bsky.social is here for the Basement Spaghetti

A large spiral churro coated heavily in cinnamon sugar sits inside an open white cardboard box on a wooden table. The ridged, golden-brown dough is arranged in a tight swirl, with loose cinnamon sugar scattered in the bottom of the box; a smartphone displaying the time 8:04 and a pink case lies behind it.

Also for the… churros??