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Today we bid farewell to Kristi Noem AND her teeth.
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Rising costs. Rising casualties. The US could find itself in a situation like Iraq in 2003.
"I still haven't seen a plan. What's the exit strategy, here?" - Sen. Mark Kelly
Clavicular, we are sending you into battle.
"So many of us are leaving." - Former tradwife Sharon Johnson
The Secretary of Defense revels in the “lethality” we're unleashing. As for American casualties? No questions, please.
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‘Sinners’ kicked off a big discussion this award show season that asks: “Who gets to own Black art?”
Marry young. Have kids before 30. Don’t use daycare. The Heritage Foundation dropped its 1950s wishlist.
Everyone in this administration owns this war, not just Trump.
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Jeff Probst, you're not fooling us. (Also, please lower your voice.)
Can Dems shake their Texas curse?
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Trump’s team can’t agree on why they started war with Iran.
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Pretty simple: Congress exists for a reason!
“We’re hitting [Iran] very hard. The big scale hitting goes now.” —Trump
Trump on Iran: “I’ll tell you what I have never had more compliments on something I did. People felt it’s something that had to be done. So, if we have a little high oil prices for a little while, but as soon as this ends, those prices are going to drop. I believe lower than even before.”
When federal agencies act like a campaign arm, fair elections are in trouble.
You can’t just freeze Medicaid because you feel like it, JD.
Trump jumbles Iran war messaging, turns to the drapes. Yes, the gold drapes.
Donald Trump is having a George W. Bush moment. In some ways, he’s going in even wilder than Bush dared.
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“The hardest hits are yet to come, from the U.S. military” —Sec. Rubio
REPORTER: Why not notify Congress?
RUBIO: “We notified Congress. I mean, we notified the Gang of 8, we notified Congressional leadership. There’s no law that requires us to do that. The law says we have to notify them 48 hours after beginning hostilities, we’ve done that.”
REPORTER: Regime change has not gone well for the US. How do you assure Americans things will not get worse as the next regime comes in there?
RUBIO: “We would love to see this regime be replaced...but the objective of this mission is to make sure they don't have these weapons”
“We would not mind, we would not be heart broken, and we hope that the Iranian people can overthrow this government and establish a new future for this country. But the objective of this mission is the destruction of their ballistic missile capabilities” —Sec. of State Marco Rubio
