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https://dontcallthepolice.com/ https://wit.to/EyesOnICE pfp: me, excited, before a soccer match banner: the flag of Minnesota, a place that makes me proud

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Fuck Ice

28.02.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Lilly Wachowski
$5,000 β€’ Top donation

Lilly Wachowski $5,000 β€’ Top donation

I do gotta say that if anyone had told teenage me that someday I would be prepared to personally bail out an entire high school but the woman who made The Matrix did it instead I would definitely have been like β€œok somebody needs their meds adjusted”

What an absolute real one. Thank you, Lilly 😭

27.02.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 1998 πŸ” 349 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 16
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

18.02.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 40975 πŸ” 10907 πŸ’¬ 312 πŸ“Œ 340
Keep Minnesota Housed!
Much of the medΓ­a has left, but ICE is still in Minnesota and hundreds of families need help with rent in order to avoid eviction.
Visit keepMNhoused.com to adopt a rent or donate to rent funds!
#keepMNhoused

Keep Minnesota Housed! Much of the medΓ­a has left, but ICE is still in Minnesota and hundreds of families need help with rent in order to avoid eviction. Visit keepMNhoused.com to adopt a rent or donate to rent funds! #keepMNhoused

Today we are launching a new intitative of Stand With Minnesotaβ€”KeepMNHoused.com, a rent-relief campaign backed with a $1.5 matching fund from the Wilson Foundation.

Thousands of MN families are at risk of eviction because of the ICE occupation’s lasting impacts. We can keep them housed.

19.02.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 1632 πŸ” 1171 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 50

Sometimes I leave the comments open just for a little treat

19.02.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference Alt: Captain America says "I understood that reference."
18.02.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a sticker with a Loon that appears to be shouting FUCK ICE

a sticker with a Loon that appears to be shouting FUCK ICE

Do you love soccer? Do you hate fascism?
Have we got the sticker for you...

All proceeds go to The Urban Village to support their work with the Myanmar Diaspora.

GET EM Β» mndc.sg/fice

18.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
"OUR NEIGHBORHOOD BLOCKS ICE" banner

"OUR NEIGHBORHOOD BLOCKS ICE" banner

"OUR NEIGHBORHOOD BLOCKS ICE" banner hangs on Chicago Avenue and 38th Street at George Floyd Square.

Minneapolis, February 2026

16.02.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 1108 πŸ” 199 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Flowers wither, but my love for you Nava-jas

15.02.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay friends here's the deal

India hung a 61 run loss on Pakistan today

Which means if winless Namibia can find a way to beat Pakistan on Wednesday, the US move out of the group stage on run differential

Who wants to believe in miracles with me at 3:30am CT on Wednesday?

15.02.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and saying yes yes yes yes yes . Alt: Jack Nicholson says yes yes yes yes yes with a very creepy, malicious look on his face \

Watching India absolutely take it to Pakistan as a US fan

I'm locked in on run differential in the ICC T20 Cricket World Cup, so that's how things are going for me

15.02.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
You can remove the Target logo from your soccer jersey
You can remove the Target logo from your soccer jersey YouTube video by Micheal Foley

Today I removed the Target logo from the front of my brand new Minnesota United FC jersey.

If you love the Loons, but are boycotting Target and can’t stand to wear their logo across your chest … and have a hand steamer, you can do it too!

14.02.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

Can confirm

14.02.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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a little boy in a striped shirt is playing with a toy crocodile Alt: a little boy in a striped shirt is playing with a toy crocodile and gently says "oh no! Ahhh!" in pretend terror
13.02.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy "not until the third movie" day to all my fellow insufferable nerds

13.02.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

✊

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a woman is smiling with the words i feel it behind her Alt: a woman is smiling with the words i feel it behind her
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Strip Clubs in the US Employment Statistics | IBISWorld Employment statistics on the Strip Clubs industry in the US

sources for arguing with your uncle

www.msha.gov/mine-safety-...

www.ibisworld.com/united-state...

gitnux.org/exotic-dance...

13.02.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Per the Mine Safety and Health Administration, the total coal mining workforce (including office staff, contractors, etc.) in the States is ~45K

The LOWEST estimate for the exotic dancing workforce (including bartenders, bouncers, mgrs, etc. at strip clubs) is ~35K, but it's likely 10x that count

13.02.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting on a couch with candles behind her and says ham Alt: Sherri Shepherd as Angie Jordan sitting on a couch with candles behind her and saying "Ham!"
12.02.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

His in-fiction wife on 30 Rock had a reality show called Queen of Jordan - this is the only way I can ever be sure

12.02.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm pretty proud of this poem I made out of the euphemisms that companies used to describe the ICE occupation in corporate communications. Also read the whole story: racketmn.com/corporate-co...

12.02.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 718 πŸ” 244 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 15

I have neighbors everywhere

12.02.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

✊

12.02.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Think we could get a permit to burn a big masked wooden figure in the center of a frozen lake?

If anybody asks, it's a modern cultural expression of seasonal transition - to *send out the ice* in the runup to spring

I'm sure there are 900 problems with this but I like the concept a lot

12.02.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

🫑 sincere thanks for this

12.02.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A rack of several hundred square stickers depicting a cartoon loon busting through an icy lake and shouting FUCK ICE

A rack of several hundred square stickers depicting a cartoon loon busting through an icy lake and shouting FUCK ICE

Q: How are you able to think about @mndarkclouds.bsky.social merch at a time like this?

A: mndc.sg/fice

11.02.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

You can always spot the soccer supporter, they're so quick with a chantable anthem

11.02.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

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