4 year old during dinner: skyler always bitchin
02.03.2026 00:09
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4 year old during dinner: skyler always bitchin
Exactly
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wife: the babysitter let the kids watch breaking bad
me: what season?
IT IS MY KID'S BIRTHDAY
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and she has excellent taste.
We watched The Naked Gun, it was great.
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Couldn’t disagree more
I wish you could have seen her expression when questioned on it
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[mailman giving his] I dont think he knows how mail works
As the silver medal recipient I can confirm this
[wife looking at sketch of donut burglar on the news]
"he looks like you"
[me holding huge glass of milk on way to basement] it's not though
[to psychic gf] the spirits you talk to make fun of me don't they
"no"
[she laughs for no reason]
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gf: its over I can’t be with someone so cheap with such a bad temper
me: arghhh *grabs lamp and places it on it’s side against the wall*
[wife after leaving our friend emily’s party] emily texted that her body wash is missing
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me looking for a reason to break up with her: coconut and orchids??
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[in kitchen dressed as ghost] I see
just here for the bacon
Slides a slice of that bacon
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Wouldn’t call it dumb!!
Brothers don't weigh anything even when they make you watch stressful dumb cinema.
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