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And criminal charges for officers who committed, and administrators who abetted, crimes while employed by ICE?

A screenshot of WhatsApp: Ash: Sebastián, I have one very pressing question. Sebastián Di Martino: Let me know Ash: Are jaguar soft? Sebastián Di Martino: They are very soft (two hearts on the answer)

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

Shooting every nazi you see with big guns, then going into space to shoot some more is the most unbiased take on WWII that I can think of.

Please tell Cookie I say "Hey Buddy."

A Himalayan kitten gives the camera bombastic side eye. He's lying upside down on a cat condo, his paw hooked on a little ball that is dangling from a higher level of the cat condo.

Look at this thing

An orange cat with a white beard sleeps with one eye cracked open, watching his sick owner point the black rectangle at him again.

I'm sick. Archie is waiting to see if I die so he can eat my face.

Low confidence indeed

I'd boof someone else's turds if it meant I could drink a normal pilsner again.

I got my wife to do this and she yelled, so mission accomplished.

From the thumbnails I thought they were both photos

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Wait I thought of another one @michaelswaim.bsky.social Ander's Sons should license this for splash art.

I know exactly one other person who would find this hilarious and I sent it to them immediately.

If I had a nickel for every time a heist show had an unrepentant fuckboy as the heavy hitter, I'd have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but its weird that it happened twice. (Burn Notice and Leverage. Any others?)

This one started in my queue today! Your mom is cool as hell. I teared up during the portion of her book that you read.

Librarycells bookmaxing.

I can't vote for you (🇨🇦) but I wish more Canuck politicians are doing what you do.

S-Tier blepping

Not only that, but if you drink slightly too much you become irritable and jittery for the rest of the day.

That's rad as hell

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I've never met a nice South African

I,m thinking about thos Ferns

Been saying this.

Zuck: The average American has three friends.

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I'll fuck this guy, but it's just to use his rig once he falls asleep after.

Hell yeah

One persons piss prison is another person's piss themed amusement park. It's all about perspective.

I hate working out but I like having worked out.