Jan

Photo of a vintage science fiction book. The illustrated cover depicts a rocket taking off next to a man standing with his arms folded on top of a collage of images including a nude woman with her eyes closed and the head of an old man who appears sorrowful. Text and title read: SO I HAD MY PENIS Surgically Removed and Launched into Space Everyone is really disappointed BY SIMON HASNO

🎂 Happy 30th Birthday to former Everton player Gerard Deulofeu!

🔵75 Games
⚽️8 Goals
🅰️19 Assists

Working in a library is literally nothing, and I mean nothing, what people imagine working in a library is like. Every day is like some fever dream/ acid flashback.

Greens win with 45% of the vote

💚 Green Party WINS Aigburth ward Liverpool City Council for the first time – overturning more than 100 years of legacy-party control.

Huge thanks to more than 100 volunteers for getting out this big Green vote and to everyone in Aigburth for choosing hope.

Standard day at the library this week when our planned under 5s session ended up with some fella doing a "do you remember the 00 ties?" disco at ear splitting volume for a bunch of toddlers. He then made them a load of balloon swords which they preceded to twat each other with to Moves Like Jagger.

I love my home city. Certain sections of it now sadly, just seem to be a theme park for wools.

This bus stinks of weed and maccies.

Thing I still think of as quite new:

Energizer batteries
Hob-Nobs
Channel 5
The Premier League
The Lion King (1994)
Magnum ice creams
Croatia

Northern Soul Orchestrated at the Phil tonight

Dixon of Dock Green meets Kojak – Telly Savalas, Pete Murray and Jack Warner enjoy some lollipops

Everton Women In 1995, Everton adopted 1989 Women’s FA Cup winners Leasowe Pacific and renamed the club Everton Ladies. Since then, they became league champions and winners of both major domestic cups. Her…

Everton Women's stats and history. #InternationalWomensDay #EFC www.efcstatto.com/women/

Got Instagram for the Everton women stuff . The rest of it is:

1.People who have managed to save a load of money by having a job that pays loads of money.

2.People who make all their food in advance so by Thursday they are chowing down on gone off chicken and soggy lettuce because "protein goals"

Herbie Mann - Groovy Samba [Jazz Flute, 1963]

Herbie Mann - Groovy Samba [Jazz Flute, 1963]
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Absolutely

His " ooooooooh I just scored a goal " face.

Don't we all!!!

Which Kiernan Dewsbury Hall celebration face are you this evening?
#UTFT

Waking up with three points! 🙌

Dwight McNeil’s Everton return: Tough love from Moyes, an ovation and a ‘step up in level’ After his deadline-day move to Crystal Palace collapsed, McNeil was back to his best against his old side Burnley

“I’m so proud of him & pleased. He’s had so much going on but he’s dealt with it so well. It was the Dwight I know he can be"

On Dwight McNeil's return to the Everton team, work behind the scenes & a fully deserved ovation

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"Thierno Barry, he scores with his arse", courtesy of the South Stand

Scores a belter, picks up a giant novelty pencil on the way out
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Those ears helped to achieve the correct velocity to get that ball in the back of the net. They're the secret of his success!

James Tarkowski has got the greatest pair of ears ever seen on man or boy. He puts his hands behind his ears in celebration and his ears are bigger than his hands. Some achievement.
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All that to say he's pissed off his team got beat.
Also he's spilt bleach on his jumper.

Who's this dickhead?

The man who comes into the library wearing an "ask me about my sourdough starter " t shirt brought in one of his loaves for us to try. I think it's probably the best bread I've ever eaten.

Front cover of David Keenan’s book Boyhood. Boy blowing bubblegum and smiling into the camera

David Keenan’s new book ‘Boyhood’ is astonishingly good and I’m VERY excited to be in conversation with him on Monday 13 April at Liverpool Waterstones. Come!
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Imagine you work your fingers to the bone as a ballboy and some idiot comes along and undoes all your hard work. Fuming.

So sorry for your loss.

Got tickets to go and see the Lionesses play Ukraine at Hill Dickinson. Have already told my daughter in advance that I will not be waving England flags, wearing England tops or painting my face red and white. Will probably wear my Toffees hat.