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I’m not in James Thurber’s attic any more! right now I’m home yay ! I’m the one who writes this column https://www.theatlantic.com/author/alexandra-petri/ and loves puns

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“This is a plot to interfere with the will of voters and undermine both the rule of law and public confidence in our elections.” www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

26.02.2026 22:38 👍 158 🔁 47 💬 6 📌 9
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Just Six Corporations Remain NEW YORK—MCI-WorldCom and Bank One-Chase Manhattan merged in a blockbuster $112 billion deal Monday, forming the world’s largest telecommunications/banking company and reducing the number of existing ...

anyway theonion.com/just-six-cor...

27.02.2026 00:10 👍 107 🔁 24 💬 3 📌 1
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episode 011

26.02.2026 15:50 👍 34 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
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Kansas informs trans residents their driver’s licenses become invalid on Thursday Some transgender Kansans said they had received the letters from the Department of Revenue. Others hadn’t by Wednesday evening.

“‘The persecution is the point,’ said Rep. Abi Boatman, a Wichita Democrat and the only transgender member of the Legislature, who received the [Kansas Dept of Revenue] notice on Wednesday.” To underscore that: a Kansas state legislator is among those whose driver’s license will be voided. (🎁 link:)

26.02.2026 12:09 👍 3127 🔁 1487 💬 2 📌 156
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Tales From Kash Patel’s FBI Some updates to the agency’s portrayal in popular films and TV shows

the art team outdid themselves with the illustration for this piece exploring the Kash Patel FBI extended universe

26.02.2026 15:45 👍 127 🔁 13 💬 4 📌 1

that makes me so happy!

26.02.2026 15:43 👍 51 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Lucky Winner Mike Johnson Gets Dream Trip to State of the Union Send me someone who looks at me the way Mike Johnson looks at Donald Trump while he rambles about fountains of blood.

I watched the State of the Union and all you got was this, on Mike Johnson gazing rapturously as Trump ranted about fountains of blood

26.02.2026 15:41 👍 128 🔁 18 💬 12 📌 0
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Lucky Winner Mike Johnson Gets Dream Trip to State of the Union Send me someone who looks at me the way Mike Johnson looks at Donald Trump while he rambles about fountains of blood.

Lucky Trump Fan Mike Johnson Gets Dream Trip to State of the Union

25.02.2026 16:43 👍 348 🔁 51 💬 17 📌 11
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Lucky Winner Mike Johnson Gets Dream Trip to State of the Union Send me someone who looks at me the way Mike Johnson looks at Donald Trump while he rambles about fountains of blood.

Lucky Trump Fan Mike Johnson Gets Dream Trip to State of the Union

25.02.2026 16:43 👍 348 🔁 51 💬 17 📌 11

no, probably for the best!

25.02.2026 16:16 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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I Tried to Be the Government. It Did Not Go Well. My five-month quest to monitor the weather, track inflation, and inspect milk for harmful microorganisms

in honor of a certain surgeon general nominee’s hearing today, here is the story of (among other things) the time I tried to take her advice about milk www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

25.02.2026 16:15 👍 408 🔁 126 💬 15 📌 25

composing this mediocre skeet reminded me that there’s a jaunty 3D animated Animal Farm inching ineluctably toward us and I have not had the amount of coffee yet that would leave me emotionally ready to face that reality

25.02.2026 15:41 👍 125 🔁 1 💬 10 📌 0

say that to Boxer from Animal Farm’s face I dare you

25.02.2026 15:39 👍 186 🔁 15 💬 8 📌 0

this must be the most descriptions of blood gushing in any state of the union address by a wide margin

25.02.2026 03:48 👍 613 🔁 76 💬 19 📌 13

In this story as in many others from
this speech, Trump is lingering on long descriptions of physical pain, injury, disease, or death.

25.02.2026 03:46 👍 200 🔁 20 💬 10 📌 0
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Trump on Democrats: "The only way they can get elected is to cheat. And we're gonna stop it. We have to stop it."

25.02.2026 03:13 👍 986 🔁 213 💬 199 📌 113

Trump now demanding that Democrats restore DHS funding in order to have the feds clear the snow on the east coast after this week’s blizzard.

25.02.2026 03:05 👍 121 🔁 12 💬 6 📌 0

personally if I were sitting behind a man proclaiming that my entire job was meaningless and my power was as dust in his eyes I would not smile and clap and nod and stand but that is one of many ways Mike Johnson and I are different

25.02.2026 02:46 👍 1027 🔁 113 💬 8 📌 4

But the GOP side didn't immediately jump to applaud

25.02.2026 02:43 👍 50 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

ah we have arrived at tariffs, apparently the font of every blessing

25.02.2026 02:43 👍 183 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 2

Trump again claimed he brought in $18T in foreign investment in the US. No idea where that number comes from -- BEA hasn't released FDI data for 2025 yet -- but it seems pretty implausible. For context that more than half the size of the ENTIRE US economy (~$31T)

25.02.2026 02:32 👍 589 🔁 123 💬 23 📌 3

if inflation is down why is Trump bestowing the presidential medal of freedom on the men’s hockey team goalie

25.02.2026 02:30 👍 312 🔁 28 💬 3 📌 1

standing oflation

25.02.2026 02:27 👍 37 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

if inflation is down then why is literally every line receiving a standing ovation

25.02.2026 02:24 👍 138 🔁 3 💬 4 📌 0

*first year

25.02.2026 02:16 👍 55 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“a transformation like no one has seen before… a turnaround for the ages” -Trump describing his first term, more accurately than he may intend

25.02.2026 02:15 👍 201 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0

well I’m watching this and my husband is helping the four year-old and her crew of stuffed pigs travel through distant galaxies in the Enterprise before bed and it’s very clear who is winning this evening

25.02.2026 02:09 👍 1231 🔁 52 💬 18 📌 4
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Tales From Kash Patel’s FBI Some updates to the agency’s portrayal in popular films and TV shows

Hannibal but in a universe where Kash Patel is in charge of the FBI

24.02.2026 16:36 👍 379 🔁 77 💬 15 📌 9

I understand why chatbot cheating happens but every time I read about it I want to gently remind everyone that the point of schoolwork is not for the submission to exist. Teachers are not just greedy for more essays or solved equations. The point is to do the work WITH YOUR OWN BRAIN, FOR LEARNING.

24.02.2026 19:37 👍 3710 🔁 862 💬 100 📌 49
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Tales From Kash Patel’s FBI Some updates to the agency’s portrayal in popular films and TV shows

Agent Fox Mulder: Scully!

Agent Dana Scully: What?

Mulder: I see something! Flying in the sky! Going somewhere I don’t understand, for reasons I can’t explain!

Scully: For the last time, Mulder, that’s the FBI director’s plane.

24.02.2026 19:34 👍 205 🔁 27 💬 2 📌 3