like god this is so embarrassing yeah this is something i said i guess

reposting some of my banger tweets on blue sky because I am pathetic and desperate for approval from strangers online

Using "Grok" to explain a joke I didn't understand. Very helpful!

New stupid unfunny gimmick feature just dropped

today I walked 6km and had sushi for lunch :)

Just got a notification for my own tweet

my brain is rotten to the core

brand new diner serves coke the normal way

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

i have hated all 3288 days of being on this god forsaken app

Everything is hygienic

imagine if the lyrics to that ksi song were “from the hawk tuah spit on that thing”

haha, just kidding folks. hope yall are having a wonderful day! 😄

This label on my toilet paper pisses me off so bad because wtf is the life hack?? “Buy our product”???

wanna try again?

that says more about you than it does me buddy

this ratio is awful

skeez nuts

hello everyone please like my “tweet” (formerly known as xeet (formerly known as post (formerly known as bleet)))

say my name.
you’re heisenberg
say my pronouns
he/they
you’re goddamn right

backtracking to “the bar” after reaching level 18 to see the new area I’ve unlocked 😎🔥

Drinking that

Implemented perhaps my prettiest error message yet!! It suggests fixes for typos AND potential missing imports

Still needs a lot of work - notably being able to report multiple name errors at once, and not just blowing up as soon as a single typo is made - but so far so good!!

As a feminist I consider all olives queens

After years of grinding I’m finally *technically* a professional overwatch player 🥲

Custom data type and pattern matching support in Elara

https://github.com/ElaraLang/elara

When you build your house on sticks all it takes is a gust of wind to make it crumble

(This message is too deep for the average person to understand)

Streets are calling me “the guy that burned the rice” the way that I… well… umm

she shaking her protein till i give her a protein shake (sex joke)

call me a apple based baked dessert the way i crumble when i get spooned

Made it top 6 so the image doesn’t look so long hehe

Favourite albums of 2023 :3

If you disagree with any of these i hope you die