LJ

gm im off to work (ignore the dusty mirror idgaf)

Pulled pork is a go (yes i put nuts in there im crazy sue me)

Its been craving for days now!

then im gunna make pulled pork and cinnamon buns (not to be eaten together)

todays agenda: pretend to know what im doing, drill some holes and scratch my head, offer some advice and shrug my shoulders when the question gets advanced, get baked 💅🏼

i wanna make cinnamon buns

so you agree im not dad vibes?

hi, dad here, we do hate u x

someone just called my accent "lancashire throat singing"

boring i dont wanna do that 😭

oh really? To be fair my insurance is always up to standard, i do far too risky work for me and clients to be uninsured 😭

id buy you a drink whilst im alive dw x

wait you can go LIVE on here now??

£12k if i die tho so drinks on me

business insurance renewal today - this is where i find out how much my arm is worth should it be removed in a very specific industrial accident 😭

why does it always piss it down when i wanna go on a cute walk through the woods

I could talk nerd whilst naked i guess???

real talk do u wanna see me naked or do u wanna hear about radios

men always asking me to take my clothes off and never asking me how high frequency radio can relay emails to the internet using stations 500+ miles away :(

finished the first job up super early so now ive got a few hours to myself 💅🏼

im just a gorl

it was me, totally self inflicted

who let me agree to working late on a Friday 💆🏼‍♀️

PIZZAAAA

good evening

Sous vide ginger honey garlic duck breast

I made bread 🍞

ive had to create a specific "turn on the living room" command and literally specify every light manually because otherwise it just ignores stuff 🙃

background: i have a mixture of systems including Lifx? (I think is the name) and hue, and this year alone like one or two lights just decide not to be part of the living room group anymore even though i can see them in there and i can ask the individual light to turn on?? make it make sense

absolutely hate 'smart' tech. wdym my one lamp in that room isn't part of that room anymore but you'll turn it on manually so it definitely still works and exists??? 😭