Troy Kristoffer

LEGO *and* #Gays ?! #SoundsGayImIn ! I'm so exciting to be DJing the #PinkPony #Prom - the night time party at #BrickCentric a #LEGO convention and fundraiser for our local @Gayfols, an #AFOL, in #Burbank on March 21. Come have fun with us!

LEGO *and* #Gays ?! #SoundsGayImIn ! I'm so exciting to be DJing the #PinkPony #Prom - the night time party at #BrickCentric a #LEGO convention and fundraiser for our local @Gayfols, an #AFOL, in #Burbank on March 21. Come have fun with us!

Oh hey, it's...er I mean I missed #HotTakeTuesday ... ...
Well, here goes - if you pop this up on your website, I'm immediately closing it and not buying anything from you.

I should have finished reading mu newsfeed before asking questions lol

They delayed its closure til 2027. Got a whole extra year. And wait... you in Socal!!?

But it's also our wedding anniversary because we intentionally got married on our anniversary... :D

Today, @rayyu.com and I celebrate our 25th anniversary. We celebrate our "together" anniversary cuz for most of that 25 years, we weren't allowed to get married. Here's the earliest pic of us together and 1 recent. #HappyAnniversary babe - I ❤️ you more now than I ever have. 🌈 #LoveWins

More info: @Pinksky.app is basically new interface for Bluesky meant to appeal to those who like the Instagram interface rather than the Twitter inspired one on Bluesky. Everything you post on Pinksky will appear in your Bluesky profile and vice versa plus there's stories.

Hey friends! I'm over here on @pinksky ( https://pinksky.app ) now - It's Bluesky but Instagramed.

I am so incredibly stoked that I'll get to see my hero @Pink after all. We missed her last 2 legs of her tour and 2 previous tours because prices were just crazy and I was heartbroken but now she's doing a one-off show here in San Diego and we can go!!! I can't wait. I love #Pink


#TroyKristoffer

Mother nature last week: "It's going to be cold and rainy, and also I'm going to do massive damage to your property."
Mother nature this week: "The weather is beatiful. What's that? You've planned a major cleanup of the damage I've done? I'll make it too hot!! HOT HOT HOT! Y'welcome!"

Websites used to work better. Now it's always "Loading… loading…" while we have 100x faster internet.
Or a multi-billion dollar corporation's website not working at all… with broke buttons or missing pages.
#HotTakeTuesday
#HotTake

Thanks to everyone who came out to our #LunarNewYear party last night. It was great to see you all.

You know how when you put a little mirror in a parrot's cage and they can't stop? That's me.

AMGERrr I have the same warming plate. Careful the hot setting is too hot for drinking !

Is anybody watching #TheBeauty on FX? I am adoring all the #IsabellaRossalini clips but have not heard anybody talking about it.

Today on Troy's #HotTakeTuesday - whomever invented the "You forgot some items in your shopping cart…" emails needs to be thrown into a volcano. Oops! You forgot to buy your fire proximity suit MF-er! I didn't forget, and now I'm not buying!




#HotTake
#TroyKristoffer

Just FYI - save the date.
#NoKings

And he's about to be very INto you.

The #remixes are coming! The remixes are coming!
I got a little #sneakpeek of the first remix of #MrMidnight and I'm so stoked! I cannot wait!

#MusicSky
#Indiepop
#IndieMusic

Look at this goodest boy at the vet giving me the cutest stinkeye for bringing him to the vet. LOOK. AT. HIM.

#Dogsky
#dogs
#pets

I feel like we need another mass-exodus event in favor of Bluesky. How can we orchestrate this?

You're welcome, Dad. I'm glad you like it!

Me: Hmm. I think I want to buy that thing I've seen advertised on Instagram a billionty times...
Instagram: You will never see it again.

I see that the algorhythm has judged you as well.

Me everyday:

Oh. I've got to do that thing on ___.
Oh wait, but in order to do that, I need to ___.
**____**. Oh wait, this reminds me. I need to ___ while I'm logged in here.
Oh right, I need to go do that thing ___ over there too.

....
What was I doing again?