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they/them • professional comma shuffler • amateur bagel eater • photo by alex kacha • https://www.timesnewrowan.com/

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nancy thinking "..." while surrounded by math and the word "woims" and a bucket of woims

nancy thinking "..." while surrounded by math and the word "woims" and a bucket of woims

Leto II contemplating the Golden Path

24.02.2026 01:11 👍 354 🔁 103 💬 2 📌 2

A basic tenet of my worldview is that fascism is very hard to sustain due to the fundamental rowdiness of people. You have to do so much for so long to contain it. You will never have enough guys. Eventually you just give up and start killing people but you go to sleep surrounded by the feral living

26.01.2026 11:23 👍 1145 🔁 175 💬 19 📌 9
26.01.2026 14:58 👍 7841 🔁 2112 💬 44 📌 21

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

23.01.2026 15:46 👍 18635 🔁 6017 💬 197 📌 108

tony dokoupil (dressed as a yellow pikmin and strapped to a chair while a series of images flashes before him on tv): dead battery. soda can. pickle jar

me: welcome to whiskey fridays with tony dookie pill!

tony: not how it's pronounced

me (zapping him with a taser): olimar angy

tony: chap stick

23.01.2026 18:26 👍 471 🔁 44 💬 6 📌 1

Putting a chip in my head that just constantly plays Tetris so I don’t absorb any trauma by opening literally any app

22.01.2026 17:07 👍 38 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1

like a nuclear power plant, I have a very specific spin down procedure

19.01.2026 06:51 👍 275 🔁 9 💬 6 📌 0

if I see you dooming on the timeline you have to donate to the Minneapolis strike fund

17.01.2026 02:16 👍 711 🔁 317 💬 4 📌 5
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transformation

15.01.2026 21:40 👍 3419 🔁 996 💬 9 📌 18

"abolish ice" is a compromise position and the good position would get me banned from bluesky

14.01.2026 18:47 👍 519 🔁 128 💬 3 📌 3
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i made a valentine's day card! orders should open up soon : ) keep an eye out @ topatoco.com/collections/...

14.01.2026 21:41 👍 800 🔁 154 💬 3 📌 1
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no portfolio updates lol but here is this freak

13.01.2026 14:35 👍 325 🔁 58 💬 4 📌 1
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I’ve got something to show you. Feat. @brettdomino

13.01.2026 03:04 👍 778 🔁 248 💬 18 📌 39

It's not a Vince Gilligan show if it isn't being disrespectful of your time

01.01.2026 21:48 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Errai @errai
If you tried to get to know me better you'd see l'm not as bad as the ancients sealed me away for

Errai @errai If you tried to get to know me better you'd see l'm not as bad as the ancients sealed me away for

10.01.2026 13:32 👍 195 🔁 74 💬 1 📌 4

my ex picked up the habit working in food service and found it way more convenient than constantly washing his hands (especially while handling meat), and i in turn picked up that habit from him!

10.01.2026 22:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Many people are saying this

10.01.2026 13:04 👍 35 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0

maybe saline is just balls (giant image flashes through my mind) no wait that’s not right

10.01.2026 02:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A promo card for a patreon post, Memento Mori Color Pages 1 - 8, featuring a comic page with a god's eye view of a dude in a hospital bed.

A promo card for a patreon post, Memento Mori Color Pages 1 - 8, featuring a comic page with a god's eye view of a dude in a hospital bed.

Posted the first 8 pages of this comic, now fully colored and lettered. I know I posted 1 - 4 before but now you can see them all.

www.patreon.com/posts/mement...

10.01.2026 02:06 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

isn’t saline better for this

10.01.2026 02:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

congratulations!!!!

10.01.2026 00:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(also her physical publisher recently ceased operations so i’ve been hunting down physical copies and have her on the brain lol)

09.01.2026 19:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

some of us get off on the sociopolitical implications, i fear

09.01.2026 18:09 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

manna francis imo and i love it

09.01.2026 17:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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tunes

08.01.2026 23:28 👍 1860 🔁 461 💬 15 📌 0
A brass rapier handle and a bundle of feathers on a fishing spinner

A brass rapier handle and a bundle of feathers on a fishing spinner

A rapier shaped cat toy that has feathers on a string so they fly through the air like a bird

A rapier shaped cat toy that has feathers on a string so they fly through the air like a bird

I made a Cat Rapier for my werewolf friend @capsaicincoffee.bsky.social to help fend off the other wild beasts at home

08.01.2026 13:14 👍 339 🔁 93 💬 26 📌 5
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08.01.2026 02:00 👍 571 🔁 137 💬 1 📌 20

big foam roller gets us all in the end

07.01.2026 21:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you see it and it gives you intrusive thoughts play some Tetris

07.01.2026 18:57 👍 164 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 7

Don’t watch a video of someone dying.

07.01.2026 18:55 👍 335 🔁 41 💬 5 📌 17