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Shitposting & Memes. Data & Stuff. #dataBS #trailrunning ✍️ https://rmoff.net πŸ”— https://rmoff.info (DMs closed because of stupid UK age verification requirements).

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How Netflix simplifies data movement
netflixtechblog.medium.com/data-bridge-...

06.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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more shitposting, or actually finish the three blog posts i'm working on?

06.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Now…to _not_ include AI stuff would be akin to writing about data engineering but not including content about databases.

(Curious? here are my top AI link picks this month: rmoff.net/2026/02/27/i...)

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06.03.2026 10:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I still have to pinch myself as to how damned quick this thing is changing.

In September I approached including AI links in my newsletter [1] somewhat tentatively, almost apologetically, and felt I had to explain myself to my audience.

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[1]: rmoff.net/2025/09/30/i...

06.03.2026 10:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

great article!

06.03.2026 09:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Brittany Ellich absolutely nails it in this excellent article: "But here's the thing: no one actually knows what the future is going to be."

brittanyellich.com/embrace-the-...

05.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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Excellent blog post from Nicoleta Lazar comparing query federation between Trino and StarRocks with sources including Iceberg: medium.com/fresha-data-...

05.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Giving external partners access to kafka topics without exposing the broker External partners need our data and I'm stuck. Direct broker access is obviously not happening. Someone internally suggested a separate cluster...

Interesting thread over on r/apachekafka: Giving external partners access to kafka topics without exposing the broker

old.reddit.com/r/apachekafk...

04.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Interesting Links in the Data & AI World: February 2026 Short month, long list of links

ICYMI: Interesting Links in the Data & AI World, February 2026

Cool kids link (SubStack): interestinglinks.substack.com/p/2026-02

Top picks only: rmoff.net/2026/02/27/i...

04.03.2026 09:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There’s a short window to get radically ahead by going AI-native. You need to act now. AI won't take your job. Being complacent about what's happening around you will.

Elena Verna - AI won't take your job. Being complacent about what's happening around you will

www.elenaverna.com/p/theres-a-s...

03.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nikhil Gupta: Building a No-Code Real-Time Data Streaming Platform on Apache Flink
medium.com/@nikhil.css9...

02.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ”₯ Added a "Top picks only" filter to my Interesting Links blog posts

Here's the latest edition: rmoff.net/2026/02/27/i...

02.03.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A Context-Aware Knowledge Graph Platform for Stream Processing in Industrial IoT, using Apache Kafka and Apache Flink for real-time processing
arxiv.org/abs/2602.19990

27.02.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Interesting links - February 2026

✍🏻 Interesting Links in the Data & AI World, February 2026

Links from @gunnarmorling.dev, @nbuesing.bsky.social, @ssp.sh, @sap1ens.com, @neelesh.bsky.social, @rstephens.me, @justincormack.bsky.social, @sogrady.org, @simonwillison.net, @cassidoo.co, and more!

πŸ”— rmoff.net/2026/02/27/i...

27.02.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ“ "Hardwood: A New Parser for Apache Parquet"

Today is the day--beyond excited to share the first release of #Hardwood, a new parser for the Apache #Parquet file format, optimized for minimal dependencies and great performance.

πŸ‘‰ www.morling.dev/blog/hardwoo...

26.02.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
My AI Adoption Journey My experience adopting any meaningful tool is that I've necessarily gone through three phases: (1) a period of inefficiency (2) a period of adequacy, then finally (3) a period of workflow and…

Mitchell Hashimoto - My AI Adoption Journey
mitchellh.com/writing/my-a...

26.02.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll have a read of it, thanks!

25.02.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Measuring Debezium Server performance when streaming MySQL to Kafka Debezium is an open source distributed platform for change data capture. Start it up, point it at your databases, and your apps can start responding to all of the inserts, updates, and deletes that other...

Measuring Debezium Server performance when streaming MySQL to Kafka debezium.io/blog/2026/02...

25.02.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Introducing reusable Connections in the Debezium Platform Debezium is an open source distributed platform for change data capture. Start it up, point it at your databases, and your apps can start responding to all of the inserts, updates, and deletes that other...

Reusable Connections in the Debezium Platform debezium.io/blog/2026/02...

24.02.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Joe Reis - What Data Modeling Is and Is Not practicaldatamodeling.substack.com/p/what-data-...

24.02.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Claude the Instructor

✍🏻 How I got Claude to teach me dbt: rmoff.net/2026/02/20/c...

(and here's the hand-coded, human-authored result: rmoff.net/2026/02/19/t...)

23.02.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen . ALT: a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
20.02.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I finally figured out what all the fuss is about #dbt!
Better late than never, right?

I've written up my notes here: ✍🏻 rmoff.net/2026/02/19/t...

20.02.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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woohoo, my quickstart for Flink got added to the Iceberg docs πŸŽ‰

iceberg.apache.org/flink-quicks...

19.02.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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oof.

I wrote about some alternatives here: rmoff.net/2026/01/14/a...

17.02.2026 10:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Introducing uFowarder: The Consumer Proxy for Kafka Async Queuing Uber processes trillions of Kafka messages per day on a push-based consumer proxy in real time. Read this blog to learn about the thinking behind open source uForwarder before applying it to your use…

uForwarder: The Consumer Proxy for Kafka Async Queuing from Uber
www.uber.com/blog/introdu...

16.02.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe LLMs are the answer to Brandolini’s law

13.02.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hina Gandhi - Autonomous Big Data Optimization: Multi-Agent Reinforcement Learning to Achieve Self-Tuning Apache Spark
www.infoq.com/articles/age...

13.02.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

11.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 11991 πŸ” 4159 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 190