🅱️oof Macaroni

k i go back to sleep

Thats why they called him 'Hard Work' Bobby Walker. Because it's much more difficult for him.

When Bobby Walker made his serious return to WCW TV in '96 you saw the arrival of someone truly special. Could not complete a single match, whether it was two minutes or five, without completely dicking something right up. He wrestled like he'd only had wrestling described to him. Incredible.

get on his level 😤😤😤

hell yeah, this rules

big nutter skip the raccoon

The parents in the study were interested in the toy's potential to teach language and communication skills. However, their children frequently struggled to converse with it. Gabbo didn't hear their interruptions, talked over them, could not differentiate between child and adult voices and responded awkwardly to declarations of affection. When one five-year-old said, "I love you," to the toy, it replied: "As a friendly reminder, please ensure interactions adhere to the guidelines provided. Let me know how you would like to proceed."

This is so tragic it's actually incredibly funny

wait… skip…. skippy…. he’s in the pocket of big peanut butter

i can’t believe it, a perfectly reasonable take from skip

The Sex Life Of The Middle Aged

Don't Awoo $350 penalty

Pussy hot like an air fryer

thats how i felt about it too

i don’t feel like cooking tonight babe how bout some air fryer pussy

One of those stupid rainbow text on black background yard signs but it reads IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE: THE 2008 SHOOTER LEGENDARY FOR THE XBOX 360 IS NOT ACTUALLY VERY GOOD BUT REPRESENTS A FORGOTTEN ERA WHERE PUBLISHERS COULD TAKE RISKS ON IDEAS LIKE "CALL OF DUTY WITH MINOTAURS"

michigan having a coney island hot dog that's essentially the same as upstate new york having a michigan hot dog with no common ancestor is like how everything evolves to be a crab

love you too bro

i tried to go through my recently viewed instagram history and couldn’t find it, and now amanda is saying she didn’t hear my phone playing anything that sounded like that and that i just made it up out of nowhere

Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet and gushy
Bring some fries and some sauce for this air fryer pussy

gotta add it yourself lol

lol ah, okay i can dig that

that’s why they call it a fryer

st ides thc and cbn hibiscus tea

*steely dan -hey nineteen voice* hey night tea, that’s cbn

i don’t even know what song it was lol

does the bay area suck? yes. is there still lots of dope shit in and from the bay area? also yes.

i misheard a song on instagram and sang it back as “air fryer pussy” and it’s wormed its way into both of our brains so bad that we’re going to bed

screen cap from a doctor who episode where they bring Vincent van Gogh to the Vincent van Gogh exhibit and he cries seeing how much people love his art

how it feels to repost an old flop post and see it get engagement

Claudia Sheinbaum has announced that Goku and Vegeta will be training the Mexican Army’s Cuerpo de Fuerzas Especiales on how to do a kamehameha

20% of world chili supply cut off with closure of Strait of Hormel

yeah, we were next door neighbors remember?