Parker Molloy

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lol

lol. Also, are you going to be in this year's MLB The Show?

Face morph of Kristi Noem into Noam Chomsky, made in FaceFilm (not AI)

Kristi Noem Chomsky. Is this anything?

“Asked if Americans should worry about Iran retaliating against Americans on U.S. soil, President Donald Trump responded, ‘I guess.’”

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

What a remarkable quote

Every time I forget I follow this bot I get slapped in the face with it with some cursed headline

if you were to write a prophecy of the future back in 2000 that "in 2026, President Donald John Trump has launched a war on Iran with Israel after previously attempting a coup to stay in power in 2020", people would think you've gone insane

Seems relevant to the upcoming war powers vote in the House.

MONEY PLANE (2020) predicted polymarkets and kalshi

Bari Weiss Is Going Full ‘Propaganda-Palooza’ With the Iran War The CBS News war coverage is going exactly as we thought it would. Plus, Gayle King goes 'all in' on Weiss, while CNN commentator Scott Jennings sucks up to her.

“It was naive to think she would stand on principle when that much money was on the line,” a CBS reporter told me about Gayle King's new contract. “A lot of people were disappointed that she didn’t use her position to speak up. Instead, she rolled over for a fat paycheck.”

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Very bad look for BuzzFeed

This is the last place

Once again, if he only considers something a war if we formally declare war on a country, that means that the U.S. hasn't been to war since World War II.

へ Early life, education, and businesses Mullin was born on July 26, 1977, in Tulsa, Oklahoma, [4. the youngest of the seven children of Jim Martin Mullin and Brenda Gayle Morris Mullin, of Westville, Oklahoma. '5. His first name is a tribute to two of his paternal uncles, Mark and Wayne; his mother put both names on his birth certificate, intending to later shorten his name to one of the two, but ultimately never did 6171[8]

Thats kind of what happened, minus the drunkenness.

A Provocative Ad Campaign Won’t Solve Addiction Issues. Real Reform Will. - ACLU of South Dakota We don’t need an advertising campaign to tell us about the problem. We need action. South Dakota is on meth — at least, that’s what the state’s new anti-drug ad campaign launched on Monday says. Gov. ...

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South Dakota's "Meth. We're on it" campaign

I'll always remember Kristi Noem for the "Meth. We're on it." campaign.

Weirdest thing about his first name being two names smashed together is that he doesn't actually have a middle name.

How on earth is this how you describe what happened that video?

Dasha Burns' style would be 100% better suited for celebrity/entertainment gossip journalism than it is for political coverage of a series of small wars that could ultimately spiral out of control and turn into WWIII, tbh

As always

it’s only an echo chamber when it’s the left. when it’s the right they call it some bullshit like the Agora or the Town Square

The Onion

Absolutely. What kind of salary is he going to command, though?

It was always so frustrating to watch him. When he's playing well, that's great. But when he's bad, when he's dropping passes, oof.

Yeah. I've always liked Kmet, so I'd be cool with them keeping him. But wow, that's a really, really young WR room.

So now the Bears WRs are Rome Orunze (great), Luther Burden (really good), Jahdae Walker (haven't seen enough, but he has a cool touchdown celly). Are they going to bring back Olamide Zaccheaus (meh)?

BEARS TAKE DOWN PACKERS 🤯 Caleb Williams finds DJ Moore for GAME-WINNING 46-YARD TD in OVERTIME 🔥 YouTube video by NFL on FOX

Greatest DJ Moore moment in his time with the Bears youtu.be/cbf64unxDmI?...