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Superheroes and Phillies. Freelance comics critic for hire. Seen in Eisner Award winners PanelxPanel & The ComicsBeat. Also ComicsXF and CBR. Sometimes artist. Husband. Dad. (He/Him) https://urbaneturtle.com

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ESPN push alert

ESPN
President Donald Trump plans executive order that would "solve all of the problems" facing college
sports
now

ESPN push alert ESPN President Donald Trump plans executive order that would "solve all of the problems" facing college sports now

oh ok

07.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 123 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 44

Peak form

07.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This poor high schooler was so scared of Bryce Harper

07.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why does AJ Pierzysnki have a job? I’ve never heard someone less suited for a job professionally talking. Enunciate, man, come on

07.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We’ve got another 20 years plus of this bonehead saying stuff. Awesome.

07.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Logan Webb a bum

07.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it is a known fact that a car wash adds 10hp to your vehicle

07.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Prices are up 30 cents since this post and the nearby liquor store has taken down its decade-old Trump Wine display this shit is so monumentally over.

06.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 1571 πŸ” 217 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

Got into performative dooming to annoy my wife and slipped into it a bit for real by mistake

07.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kyle Schwarber’s team now I fear

07.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aaron Judge is clowning on you, man

07.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course Bryce Harper strikes out immediately come on man

07.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Phillies are in big trouble if that’s Sanchez following up his Cy Young run last year

07.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yesss that’s awesome

07.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s sanchover

07.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Juan Soto is a generational loser

07.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My wife says it’s the catcher’s fault but I think Sanchez is just washed smh we are doomed

07.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Season over

07.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no Sanchez is doing bad

07.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok I got it. Nicaragua’s pitcher looks a little overmatched

07.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait Sanchez is pitching for the DR how do I watch that

07.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Puerto Rico blowing the game open against Colombia here in the fourth inning

07.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know who he thinks is impressed by this but you know who isn't? Everyone else

06.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 199 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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KAYA #34 by Wes Craig Kaya discovers a group of stowaways on her journey to the Warrior’s Temple, and far to the north, Jin and Razel come face to face with a strange and threatening enemy from their past. Pre-order by 3.9.2026. On sale 4.1.2026.

06.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Luke is currently telling me about β€œMichael Miles” and β€œGhostface” and asking if we have those movies and says his friends at preschool have seen them and told him about them. If true, those are some bad parents imo

06.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's yelling at the dumbass Fox News guy. Definitely starting to feel the heat. Will it matter? Who knows, but he's not comfy right now and that makes me feel good.

06.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 4002 πŸ” 565 πŸ’¬ 130 πŸ“Œ 13

I know many of you are Kururin heads but even when I’m reading the manga he’s Krillin to me

06.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At least since I stopped writing there. πŸ™‚

06.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I miss when Krillin looked like this

06.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if he gets paid more than $20 per review like I got

06.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0