JM~

I KNEW IT

Tbh I've always thought HK looked like a glorified Flash game so I lowkey see where he's coming from

Bumper sticker: How am I driving? How does an engine even work? How can a loving god cause such agony

I do not regret to inform you that I am a grownass man who thinks KPop Demon Hunters was fucking amaaaazing

noticed you texted me "thanks" instead of "thanks!" where is this hostility coming from?

Vocal stimming Abracadabra again as I navigate an airport full of people who seem to have never been in an airport

Ahh ok must be a coincidence that you both communicate in the exact same clinically insane way, my bad my bad

I want to study you

That is a sentence I was not expecting to read today or ever

We know these are both you dude. Lol

When the articulated bus bending sounds like the screams of the damned 😩🤌

Electric cars driving by sounding like ambient music from a PS2 Silent Hill game

Didn't know what a labubu was until like two days ago and suddenly I seen them mentioned everywhere. Is this just the Baader-Meinhof effect or is there a sudden labubu revival

the primal urge to slap the phone out of someone’s hand as they walk down the street oblivious to anything around them

the older I get and the hotter the days become, the more I understand why there are so many paintings of reclining nude people

I think every cis person should have a gender exploration journey, even if you just land on your assigned gender at birth. A lot of my understanding of my manhood came from trans, nonbinary, agender, and asexual friends rather than just looking to other cis men

Kind of fascinated at the lengths contemporary action-adventure games will go to to give the player a snarky fairy companion, but like in an edgy way. "It's the reanimated severed head of a dead god", "it's a cursed doll possessed by a psychic ghost" buddy, literally all I hear is "hey, listen!".

Sign: TACO BELL / URGENT CARE

i’m at the taco bell
i’m at the urgent care
i’m at the combination taco bell and urgent care

W sister

"bestie let me merge please" remains an undefeated bumper sticker

Cross reposting this over here. The Trevor Project can be reached at 1-866-488-7386, since the national LGBTQ+ Suicide Hotline is being taken down.

How do you suggest a normal person engage with what you just posted

and once again I ask - if not Gestapo, why Gestapo shaped?

DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.

emotion wheel starting with "joy, fear, anger" in the center and then lapsing into gibberish

a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon

Honestly I thought about that immediately after I posted and should have gone with 420/69

Because I am also big nerd

Wife and I spent about 5 minutes laughing at Wario's bbl

69/420