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She/her. Passive-Aggressive Half-Elf Druid from a dysfunctional marriage who is convinced they are always being left out. Avatar by Shenani_gans.

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10.03.2026 07:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My ex had sent back steak for being at 2. "I said RARE!"

10.03.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have skipped entire pages of description. "get on with it" is right.

10.03.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck this

10.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’žπŸ’Έ

10.03.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@ob1moroney.bsky.social ?

10.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

please help my friend - they are wonderful and their ex left them with a mountain of debt which is Very Bad.

πŸ’•πŸ’Έ

10.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a person 's hand holding a watch on their arm . Alt: a close up of a person 's hand holding a watch on their arm .

99% of the time - could not care less if it is called a skeet or a post or whatever.

Then someone goes "Can we NOT call it a skeet" and suddenly it must be called a skeet, only a skeet, always a skeet, and you can just deal with that reality, because they are called skeets.

10.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 6

πŸ«‚

09.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fits sits

09.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's so cool, about dancing on stage with the Dead! I've seen your pics. How did you meet them?

09.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

PaF.

09.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With or without parachutes. Hopefully, without.

09.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"the 5 ages of Grateful Dead Keyboardists"

09.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sage would bring back Link and others unjustly banned from bsky! Vote @trans.bsky.social for CEO! πŸ—³οΈ

09.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*shlorping noises*

09.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOh Jay you’ve been doing a fantastic job and have been so good for Bluesky and welcome Toni, I’m sure you’ll do great blah blah blah…”

I have three words: pancakes, waffles and enshittification.

09.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Black and white book cover titled Reasons You Became a Hockey Fan showing a cartoon character pointing at hockey players battling for the puck while fans cheer and crash into the boards

Black and white book cover titled Reasons You Became a Hockey Fan showing a cartoon character pointing at hockey players battling for the puck while fans cheer and crash into the boards

Black and white cartoon illustration of a hockey game with two players fighting for the puck near the goal while excited fans cheer behind the boards

Black and white cartoon illustration of a hockey game with two players fighting for the puck near the goal while excited fans cheer behind the boards

Funny cartoon hockey crowd yelling at a referee with speech bubble that reads Because nothing bonds strangers faster than screaming at a missed call

Funny cartoon hockey crowd yelling at a referee with speech bubble that reads Because nothing bonds strangers faster than screaming at a missed call

Somewhere between β€œCRASH!” into the boards and yelling at the ref through the TV…

You became a hockey fan.

This little book celebrates all the ridiculous, chaotic and hilarious reasons we love the game. πŸ’β„οΈ

#Hockey #HockeyFans #SportsHumor #HockeyLife #nhl
kahunaswag.etsy.com/listing/4469...

09.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

will remember jay as the person who deleted lexi alexander and link, worked hard to cut palestinians off from their one chance at survival, ignored the ongoing abuse of Black and trans users, and then when confronted about the whole thing said 'waffles'. and for that fugly no caesars shirt.

09.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 1600 πŸ” 517 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 6

I got tired of blocking all the ass kissers in the original thread.

09.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She may be Gen x in attitude, but per Wikipedia, she is a boomer. (Jonses?) my parents were technically "silent", but more like "Beat" generation than hippie or boomer. (1943 and 44), I considered them Yuppies when I were a teenager.

09.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’žπŸ’Έ

09.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nyssa's got a couple more days to get 380! Let's make the most of them and help how we can!

09.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whoot. That a relief!

09.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Your new nickname is well-tenex!

09.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

cash.me/$freakingbab...

y'all know what to do

09.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My wizard name is insulin metformin glyburide jardiance. My nick name is diabetes.

09.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you see the Pic? Do you want to see the Pic? It's gd scary, tho, tbh.

09.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

y'all, please alt text your gifs. please replace the default slop, it always sucks

09.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
graphic that has four photos: upper left is two sheep eating a pumpkin together, lower left is a black and white goat, lower right is a beautiful dark brown pig running on snowy ground, and upper right is a dark brown mini horse with snow on his nose. Text in the middle says "help us get 100 new monthly sponsors by march 31st!"

graphic that has four photos: upper left is two sheep eating a pumpkin together, lower left is a black and white goat, lower right is a beautiful dark brown pig running on snowy ground, and upper right is a dark brown mini horse with snow on his nose. Text in the middle says "help us get 100 new monthly sponsors by march 31st!"

We have a huge goal we want to reach by the end of this month, and while it seems awfully ambitious you all have helped us accomplish seemingly impossible tasks in the past so we know you are capable of miracles! We would like to add 100 new monthly donors by March 31st. donorbox.org/mmfs-donate

09.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 6