This asshole in his "thin blue line" mask
"I never shoulda left my bible-thumpin' cousin-fuckin' queer-bashin' book-burnin' union-bustin' meth'd-up water-trash hometown for this"
I have been extremely disappoint with the lever of customers services
I am deep sorry that my lever of customer services did not leave you satisfy
Fuck Peter Thiel
Brutal 😂
Could've been a bit more brutal if you ask me
Way to take one for the team! Hope your face heals up well!
😢 <wipes tears with hundred dollar bills>
Definitely a net positive for Antarctic researchers though
Hitler would've got a commuted sentence today. He'd be serving light duty in a white-collar prison and guest-starring on podcasts.
Last night I had a nightmare I was about to be executed for treason. My accusers had an axe and a chopping block ready, and the way I worked through my fear was to be like, "Dudes, that's so inefficient. Like, have you heard of guillotines? Y'all ain't cutting shit with that setup."
Seriously, you're not impressing those science fair judges with a sevenfold poster board. It just looks messy
Oh you're having car problems, eh? Let me take a look
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Yup, as I suspected. I have no idea what's going on.
I think they're just pretending until enough time has passed so they can feel safe talking shit
who the fuck is amoeba earnhardt
Dude same, they really could've had breakfast but chose not to
Mine is probably Castaway
I don't think Wyoming should exist as a state. There's not enough people there. We should give it to Colorado
It's just "hard", where giving every user account a small internal table of hyperlinks is trivial.
I shouldn't call the people who work hard here goobers but then... I CANT EDIT IT, CAN I??
#editButton. Also a drafts folder would be nice, with autosave. Hate when bsky scraps my post on app-switch
Always willing to lend a hand for free breakfast 🫡
Maybe you should only listen to audiobooks when you feel sexually satisfied. Just imagine your reader is trying really hard to impress you with their intellect, because the sex was middling at best and they know it and feel ashamed.
I wanted to know what you were referring to, did not disappoint 👌
Post a book you love from the 70s
This book is a heartbreaker. As a military brat, I could relate to some of it, but it's a lot harder than my childhood ever was. But I can empathize a little with the strain and clash of beliefs between father and son.
I can nazi what you're implying here
Yes, but is it the kind of place to raise your kids?
Very chill, it trusts you
The phrase 'every corpse that's come my way' has gotta be the best euphemism I've heard 😂
Look at me down here, all helpless
Waiting until 5 o'clock to snort adrenochrome. I didn't work today, I just want to wait until the appropriate time of day to do drugs so people don't think less of me.
I'm just gonna move forward assuming that everyone you DIDN'T mention after that rhetorical question IS in the Epstein files...
Ooh, you put up glow-in-the-dark NINJA stars...
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