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🫠 chaotic ✨fabulousπŸ‘©πŸ»β€πŸŽ€ anarchist 🧨 brat 🫣 like socrates, i know nothing and am a public menace unlike socrates, I have a symmetry group of order 384 wokeland, east gay @twinkdog.bsky.gay is my biological son frequently vulgar occasionally nsfw she/her

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i can handle second puberty in terms of like the emotions and shit but what i didnt really count on is that this would also be second puberty in the sense that i cant possibly meet someone who doesnt simultaneously know multiple of my friends lovers or opps 🫠

07.03.2026 07:24 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

gm yall

rental office responded, requesting i pay half rent now, comes to about 725 (more, closer to 765 if you count half a late fee)

Venmo,, @brandysaurian
cash.app/$tessellaprice
paypal.me/FitPrice

gofundme.com/help-me-make-it-through-the-next-winter-months

can we make 700 bux happen?

06.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 103 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 18
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DHS Secretary Kristi Noem out, Trump says Noem has come under fire from both Democrats and Republicans.

Well now we don’t have to impeach her.

05.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 293 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 268 πŸ“Œ 64

fuck proton frfr

05.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Google pledges roughly three hours of its annual profit to fight climate change Google and others are committing $100 million to combat climate change.

The perfect headline doesn’t exi…

05.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 7482 πŸ” 2168 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 65

transmascs on dating apps who exclusively use old af pretransition pics 🧐

05.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if you dont end up with a huge pile of vapes and weird rings and kandy bracelets and chains of varying sizes on your dresser did u even have gay sex

05.03.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

step 1 of being productive working from home when ur super late on a deadline and have nothing prepared and ur teammates are getting itchy about it:

spend 2hr doing ur hair nicely and fussily choosing accessories so u look cute in the reflection of ur unpowered laptop screen while ur poasting

05.03.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

atta girl

05.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(it's a joke dont read too much into it lmao)

05.03.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

post tits post takes or post about techno

05.03.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

tits takes or techno nobody gets a follow for free

05.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

right!

05.03.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if ur shower doesnt have a dildo attached to the wall and a bottle of lube and one of those hose attachment thingies i cant possibly take u seriously as a top sorry

05.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

understatement of the century πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… i have tattoos to prove it

05.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

05.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

shes not kidding this bitch registered her polycule as a church in the state of california

05.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
a grainy photo showing a baseball cap with the taco bell logo but the words say BOOB CULT 

on the brim, written

RUBY ROOM
THURSDAY
MARCH 5
10 TO CLOSE
DANCING &
ANALOG VIDEO

Hosted by Sandy Fox

a grainy photo showing a baseball cap with the taco bell logo but the words say BOOB CULT on the brim, written RUBY ROOM THURSDAY MARCH 5 10 TO CLOSE DANCING & ANALOG VIDEO Hosted by Sandy Fox

east baes: come out to ruby room tomorrow night! she's gonna be mixing vhs tapes and mp3s on av equipment thats older than me

i know you love that shit dont lie youre on bluesky

05.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i mean shes also a bitch but

05.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

im really being a cunt this week and i cant figure out if its being out of prog or being at war or having recently hung out with the one meta i irrationally hate because shes way younger than me

05.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

like sure her politics are actually quite bad and dangerous to the trans community but also i am Fully and i mean Fully prepared to cancel another trans girl for like being successful or having an annoying girlfriend or having a bad take about star trek like what are we doing here

05.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sarah mcbride is a real rorschach to figure out if somebody actually knows any trans women or is just a nice woke liberal

like oh im sorry you expected us to go easier on her bad politics because she's trans??!? wow you would not last one day at the function babycakes hows the weather in dreamland

05.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 08:09 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

whoa! theyre like the trans of trans 🫑

04.03.2026 08:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

^^^true

04.03.2026 08:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AI IS BAD I DO NOT LIKE AI BUT ALSO TROLLING RATIONALISM DADDY FEELS WORTH ONE IMGEN QUERY

04.03.2026 08:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

dw i requested him but not before updating my facebook pfp (for the first time since Before πŸ™ˆ) using their stupid ai thing to this unholy monstrosity

04.03.2026 08:05 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a screenshot of the facebook app with suggested friend eliezer yudkowski??!? 5 mutual friends??!1?

a screenshot of the facebook app with suggested friend eliezer yudkowski??!? 5 mutual friends??!1?

YIKES WHAT THE FUCK @MY FB FRIENDS

04.03.2026 07:56 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

tonights the first night in like literally several months that gf isnt staying at my place and i dont have any plans or anything

ngl i don't hate having a bit of alone time, but like ...wow, what a wild thing to say.

heres to some quality time w my son @twinkdog.bsky.gay, maybe some vidya game

04.03.2026 07:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

did you guys realize there's about as many twins as there are trannies? like no wonder The Bubble feels like a Planet of Hats (tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwik...) or like a kinda big high school sometimes

ofc its not as uniform in terms of age cohorts and location and stuff but ya

04.03.2026 07:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0