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Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

I don't want to be at work today. I want to be at home printing cards

Feb giveaway cards are done! All NFS

1 week to go

Half excited, half nervous

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Fighting words!

Absolutely

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Not as you and I define it

He's completely convinced he's the good guy. Blinded.

Trading card with an illustration depicting a child blowing dandelions into the wind where the seeds become paper cranes

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Dude needs to switch to chess

Close, but no

Fellow Old People (and younger cartoon enthusiasts)

What it this character's catch phrase of exclamation (without looking it up)?

ozlosleep.com

Changed. My. Life.

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Prettiest version of one of the saltiest cards ever printed

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Seems like the easiest No in history

Fly me to the moon Let me kick it's fucking ass Let me show you what I've learned in my moon jiu jitsu class

I believe it's the first SNL movie

Recent Patreon cards are in

If you missed out, you’ll have a chance to claim some in person should you pledge while at Shoebox…

All the more reason

2nd half of that sounds delightful

Rent one for a week, see if you really want that

Surprise! I’m at GAMA Expo this week hanging out with the team behind @cataclysmarcade.bsky.social - a new tcg playable out of a single booster pack.

If you’re at the show come by room L004, take a demo, and say hi.

I’ll be around 2-6 today.

This is exactly what the Spanish did.

"Switch to Christianity or we are legally under the authority of our King allowed to massacre you, and it's YOUR fault!"

What "ride experience" are you after?

Blind faith that one is doing The Right Thing will end us as a species

Melanoma.

Currently controlled.