GIANT: fee fie fo fum / a gold-laying hen if you make me cum / though he use his ass or head / i'll kick no englishman out of bed
JACK'S WIFE, LATER, INCREDULOUS: how did you find a fucking chicken that lays golden eggs. Don't tell me that cockamamie scheme with the magic beans paid off
JACK: ...yes
every single best picture nominee this year I've watched so far has been "good not great"
judging by how Hamnet decided to open its story about grief with such subtle imagery as a woman lying in the dirt next to a big hole, I fear the trend will continue
periodically I remember that my generation lied to ourselves and said that the kinect dance stuff was lame instead of the best gaming has ever been
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Discord message from "Blunderbuss" at timestamp 21:14: fucking pissed at hte kimono manga if you're going to threaten that the boyfriend is being transferred to Tokyo, why the fuck, why the FUCK would you BEFOREHAND reveal to us that the kimono shop she works at is considering opening a Tokyo branch?? you had to fucking reassure me that she would just move along with him before I experienced one NANOSECOND of melancholy????
to understand how patient my friends are, you first gotta understand that the most unusual thing about this message is that the timestamp isn't 1 AM
they were onto something when they came up with seppuku
imo composing songs out of nowhere is the most magician-like impressive display of raw creative art there is. hey, gimme a couple hours to work on something. okay, hotel california exists now, you're welcome.
AUTOPLAY: this guy just watched Sophie's Choice? he must be FIENDING for a holocaust movie marathon. let's fire up Schindler's List
ME: jesus christ can I at least finish the credits
AUTOPLAY: the first six seconds of them, yeah
A sketch of a giant saucer-shaped object floating sideways, near some people and a few futuristic towers.
John Harris
If you want to achieve artistic immortality, by god, make genre stuff, not "drama"
Even among movies good enough to be Oscar Best Picture winners, 80% of those films are forgotten footnotes after 5 years. Dead
Meanwhile 80% of horror fans I see online are watching 20, 30, 40, 50 year old movies
taking my best dude to Unctuous Burger
leading minds have called my prose "altman-esque"
i'll help too. i'm bringing like seven ladders with me
Me and four other guys just got super pissed at Jackie Chan. We are going to all kick him at once
— Babe? You're flashing green, the universal color of poison damage. What's wrong??
— Y-you fool . . . Poison is . . . (cough) . . . purple . . . I'm dying of . . . an acid elemental status condition . . *
new National Treasure movie where Nic Cage is tracking down the bell from the original taco bell. the secret constitutional amendments are written on it
it's diabolical work to give a really good mua-ha-ha to a really not good villain performance
Former Pixar employee u/PixelatedRonin fires back at chief creative officer Pete Docter on Reddit over claims on LGBT storyline cut from 'Elio' (2025):
Dracula head tilted back in laughter says, "HA HA HA. Fools! No one contains DRACULA! NO ONE!"
Pixar is basically doing what Target did, but to the creative process
watching Zeta Gundam for the first time, trying to figure out if people violently slapping each other every episode is like part of the messaging or just how Tomino thinks normal human interaction works
as a woke white guy, even when I'm watching a movie alone, if a character drops a surprise n-word I do a shocked gasp to stay in practice
sunsofcarcosa Badge image. Feb 3 my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit 5 minutes later: only in death does duty end my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it
eventually, ecologically, the sheer number of content creators will enable the existence of content destroyers
i'm finding out some fucked-up stuff happened in history?? no one was gonna tell me???
normally I appreciate fidelity in adaptation but if you're doing a movie based on a play, you get a free pass from me for the characters to decide they want to go walkies instead of hanging out in one room the whole time
Imagine being mad that your daughter is a genius
condi heard american bombs exploding in the middle east and floated to the white house the way a cartoon character is summoned by pie on a windowsill
bedeviling my local community by constructing the first vertical format movie theater
I suppose Tomm Moore could miss someday but he sure as fuck hasn't!!
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