My orange demon wakes me up in the morning by biting me on the arm, then acts disappointed when I wake up and he learns he's just getting kibble for breakfast instead of me.
13.03.2026 20:23
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My orange demon wakes me up in the morning by biting me on the arm, then acts disappointed when I wake up and he learns he's just getting kibble for breakfast instead of me.
Sorry, he's always gonna be Opie to me
My daughter spent a year living in ABQ and just moved back to the east coast, the altitude was more than she could handle.
My dad rock acoustic duo plays this one and "Handle With Care," a couple of great songs that always get smiles, even the way we butcher them.
If Sandy Hook didn't faze them, the murder of a bunch of Iranian schoolchildren sure won't either.
I don’t know nothing about sports and I am caccccckkkling
That has to be Kent Tekulve, right?
The '78 Topps were the first cards I collected, your posts have been giving me such flashbacks to my ill-spent youth.
McDonalds getting ready to promote their McNuggets
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If you understand this joke and did not immediately laugh really hard, I don't think we can be friends
Do they still like naming characters after Beastie Boys songs? Maybe we'll get Saba Taj or Chekya Hed
Short for Guy Orders Irish To Sing Everything
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
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A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”
Screaming
This is so true it caused me physical pain to read it.
I ordered a $30 item off eBay, and just had to pay UPS a $4.89 tariff and another $24 in "government partner processing fees".
Michael Clarke Duncan in The Green Mile saying, "I'm tired, boss."
Me every Tuesday afternoon, like clockwork, thinking about the rest of my work week.
Milwaukee Brewers glove logo
Hard agree, second only to this one
Kids of today will never know of the beautiful voice that Pavarotti had. Picture of Ron Jeremy busting
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Live. Love. Laugh. Recycle.
Lots to like about this guy so far.
I once got a local mayoral candidate to finally stop texting me by replying that if she was running against a sentient potato I’d litter my yard with “Team French Fry” signs.
So how much adderall constitutes a lethal dose? Thinking of opening a Kalshi account and placing a small bet on him doing the funniest thing ever.
All I see are civic-minded citizens clearing the snow from the park with their bare hands.
A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.
Totally normal democratic government behavior
I forget the name but it had Nicholas Cage and Tea Leoni, and you spent the entire movie watching him create this family only for them all to disappear in a rug pull at the end.
Bunsen Honeydew's head crudely Photoshopped onto Benson Boone's open chest pant-suited torso
Only because I couldn't sleep until I made it - Bunson Honeyboone
Not if Colebeer Fridaynight gets to him first
