Chuck Doherty

I ordered one and one-half jars of pizza sauce.

Exactly. They scrape off all of their contamination on the way through the kitty door.

Those who do not have one installed would not believe how utterly filthy they become over time.

The Pedo Wars were a series of armed conflicts fought by the United States in the early 21st century as a means to distract from the fact that their president was a pedo.

“Moi?”

I encounter my share of it with my team and find some of it to be spectacular, such as doing the needful.

I’m drawing a hard line at ever using “revert” to mean “I’ll get back to you.”

Someone on my team (a CT native) let slip his plan to get something “sorted” so he’s on the fast track to mushy peas.

I gleaned that one from an old Python sketch.

Oh yea. Alex always did talk too fast.

“And as you know, that’s enough to fill a Cava bag!”

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In our history we’ve had Cabinets with people who were bad at their jobs, but good people who meant well.

We’ve had people who were good at their jobs, but bad people.

But we’ve not had one like Trump’s filled with people who are both garbage humans and terrible at their jobs.

Your fecklessness brings shame to the Brotherhood of Chucks.

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

Good God, what has this nation become?

Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests

Take a letter, Maria. Story of a man who lacks the balls to break up with his wife directly, and then sexually harasses someone who works for him.

His lucky egg.

Side-eye sent from tuxedo cat, perched on cat tower.

Some serious side-eye from the judge.

Just a little. A magalette.

This happened despite their leading with radical kindness toward all? Go figure.

I always make a path like this first so that there is a way to haul me out on a stretcher if I try shoveling more.

Really hope I live long enough to see the Nuremberg trials phase of this shitshow.

I don't want to secede from the union, I want these evil motherfuckers out of my union

Lizardman’s Constant is doing a lot of heavy lifting these days.

The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman.

Tuxedo cat positioned on desk so as to prevent access to the computer keyboard.

In response, may I share a photo of Work Interruptor at exactly 2:59 pm, reminding me that 3pm is dinner time.

To answer the original question, I recommend going with a basic, ‘fuck’-centric Mamet mix with a touch of mumbled ‘sumbich’ for flavor.