I’m not saying I’m a pushover but I have apologized to furniture after walking into it
04.03.2026 01:05
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I’m not saying I’m a pushover but I have apologized to furniture after walking into it
I just got done shoveling snow and all I have to say is fuck ICE
I’m not going to post my Spotify wrapped but I will tell you I have been listening to a lot of Billys: Strings, Talent, Ocean, Squier, Joel, Idol, Corgan, and Bob Thornton
The establishment wants you to think that someone who has no political experience and is very young can't hold office. We are here to tell them that they are WRONG. They say it's too late to campaign, that voting is already well under way. WE CAN STILL SHOW THEM! I am very young, very able.
Announcing my run for mayor for every city in America. Doesn't matter which one, just write me in.
They told me to go to HR and I was like hell yeah I love Hot Redheads
annual cleaning of the ushiku daibutsu statue, two workers suspended are suspended from ropes coming from the statues eyeholes scrub the face of the massive statue
Me: not really feeling this L, it might be bunk
me 30 m̸̥̝͖̊ḯ̶̢̭̫͂͜n̶͇̄͆̐͝u̸̬̅̕̕t̶͇͗͠ë̷̪́̄s̴̞̑͛ ̸̲̯̞͖͂̍ḽ̴̡͕͛̅͝a̷͉͉̬̠̓̈́ţ̷͙̙̽̓̇͝e̶͍̼̠͆̀̋̽ṛ̴̈́̈́
white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly
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If you're ever feeling lonely, just fill out some forms for moving companies saying you want a quote and you'll never be left alone again.
Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you’ll land in New Jersey
Pointing to a snickers promo that is supposed to resemble a field goal but looks like the twin towers to me
Paying my respects at the snickers 9/11 memorial
When god said let there be light, he was talking about the birth of Chris Kuroda
He died doing what he loved, inciting violence
When it™ does finally happen, we’ll all just wake to the news. work will be cancelled, parks and bars will be packed, and the next baby boom will start
It’s easy to forget that every unc you meet was once a nephew
woke up and put on sweatpants instead of backetball shorts, summer really is coming to and end
A sticker from Dunkin Donuts that features an anthropomorphic iced coffee wearing sunglasses that says “Sippin’ and Drippin’”
Okay Dunkin these stickers are cute but I did get arrested for sippin’ and drippin’ once
On twitter, you tweeted.
On Bluesky, you bust.
Hey folks! Drop Up Video is back tonight at Pine Box Rock Shop at 9pm in Bushwick! Featuring @realdanyang.bsky.social @bobgurnett.com @maxheadgear.bsky.social @justinthompson.lol, Lizzie Martinez, Annie Lockwood, and Kevin O'Brien! More Info: dropupvideo81525.eventbrite.com?aff=bsky
For our wedding, we’re getting registered at Guitar Center
It’s crazy that there are millions of people driving in New York City and I’m the only one that’s good at it
I want to post about getting engaged, but need to figure out how to do in a way to advance my career
the best time to take an edible was 46 minutes ago, and the second best time to take an edible is now
Just catching up on reading the news and it turns out, shit fucking sucks!
Going up to the projectionist at AMC and asking them to turn on the captions
“This bar sucks”
me out loud to no one, alone at home
David Bowie
Thief (1981), dir. Michael Mann @criterion.bsky.social #MovieNight
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