"Production code is a lie, it's all beta"
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"Production code is a lie, it's all beta"
Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale
You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes
Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location
Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.
Jennifer @JenYetAgain@beige.party in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US. Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18PM Boosted by 968: Favourited by 1324:
mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
[Video transcript:] Person angrily yelling: “–fucking computers bullshit. It’s fucking sick! It’s not cool anymore! It’s not fun! It’s not fun to be on the fucking computer! They changed everything about it! It used to be so coooool!”
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happy pride month. that’s right. july is pride month too. in fact it’s pride year, bitches. the pride will continue until rights improve.
updated guidance for treatment of gender dysphoria (2025): look at a picture of big truck. think about your relationship with big truck. let big truck show you the path to generating value for your employer
# this version can fit in a bluesky post
from PIL import Image; from pathlib import Path
for f in Path().glob('*.png'):
with Image.open(f) as i:
i.crop(((w:=i.width-(s:=min(i.size)))//2, (h:=i.height-s)//2, w//2+s, h//2+s)).resize((800,800), Image.LANCZOS).save(f.with_suffix('.out.png'))
1. Terrifying news for transgender people across the United States. In a late night development, the House Spending Bill was amended to ban transgender coverage for transgender ADULTS on medicaid!
A manager's amendment removed the words "for minors."
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And the fact that Greek law on human rights and equality seems progressive compared to most of Europe nowadays is a lot scarier than you'd think if you don't live here
For some reason a lot of people believe Greece is LGBTQI+ friendly because since 2017 you can legally change your gender without having srs and since February 2024 you can marry your same sex partner. I am guessing ILGA Europe is not measuring what living in Greece is actually like, just legal stuff
Apparently RFK is trying to walk back his bullshit comments by saying he doesn't mean autistics like *me* are bad and awful and need to be irradicated; no, he just wants to get rid of the "low functioning" autistics and let me just say FUCK THAT
I'm not more worthy of existing than autistics who 1/
A shame but thanks for letting me know so I can at least stop searching for it
where did those pride/trans flag spray cans come from 👀
kids who would run windows defragmenter and sit and look at the little squares change colours are programmers now
While I've never heard of Miss Rebecca, I've heard of your gf so she must count :P
You just have to join a clan in codewars.com/users/edit, make sure to unclick the checkbox if you want to join both clans (the vanilla one and the one with the twitch link)
I will be giving a public speech on the history of trans people in technology soon, if you have a favourite trans programmer or researcher please hmu or mention them!
Hello! I tried tech twitter but I was late to the party, it was already going downhill when I joined so I couldn't stand it. Bluesky seems like a nice change of scenery.
Me when I study Groovy type conversions for no reason
I love logging on to bsky.app
book shelf labels pointing down to "Shakespeare plays" and up to "Shakespeare studies"
good for him! work-life balance is so important
I also buy used laptops exclusively. Can't really afford to spend over 200 euros on one, and old bussiness class laptops go for pennies on the dollar.
The codewars clan ladder climb is addicting. #100Devs I am gunning for that #1 spot
