Kaiser roll will always be my Proustian breakfast sandwich carb of choice. Flour tortilla is correct for burritos, of course.
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Kaiser roll will always be my Proustian breakfast sandwich carb of choice. Flour tortilla is correct for burritos, of course.
“light sweet crude” were adjectives under my yearbook picture
@mollyknight.bsky.social this is important
Bruh what is wrong with your brain?
suddenly I'm in favor of ending western civilization
super goop implies the existence of sub goop
Yes hello I would like to place an order
the ending of "Old Yeller"
Kristi Noem: "just a little something to take the edge off"
what a beautiful birthday present, for me
Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.
DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.
Does she get to keep the fuck plane
Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0
Here's how the final animation turned out! It's based on a moment in Sable: A Ghost Story, which you can read now sablecomic.com
Same. Just when I thought all of our interesting laundromats had bitten the dust
I can't believe I have to say this, but if you think Jamelle Bouie is a Nazi, you need to have your head examined and your poster's license revoked
Grant
A grey hoodie with text which reads: “Buy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.”
Wise words
Sorry but I love it every time that the fraud betting apps go health insurance mode and find the smallest discrepancy to justify not paying out to the inside traders who are its core customer base. Eat shit.
"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.
Soundtrack by the Red Elvises, alone, gets it four stars imo
You should see Send Help
One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous vermin. Even worse, it was his shout
JUST IN: Judge Murphy has ruled that the Trump administration's policy of sending deported immigrants to third countries without notice or a chance to challenge is illegal and unconstitutional.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
@ascalaphid.com are any of your monks trappists?
Why tho
The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold.
The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold.
fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...
Alex Garland's "Civil War" has quickly become a comfort watch, for me
"Unalive" "grape" "seggs" This has got to stop. Do people hear themselves? Its like talking to a particularly sensitive toddler. We can't remove serious words from our language just because we're afraid some fickle algorithm will show our posts to less people
