Actually there's probably a medieval German version that makes this one look pleasant.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pumpkin
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pumpkin
Actually there's probably a medieval German version that makes this one look pleasant.
07.03.2026 16:24
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What if you floated upwards 1 ft every second?
YouTube video by xkcd's What If?
What if you floated upwards 1 ft every second?
What the latest What If? video in collaboration with
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youtu.be/oTzW-mTQd5w
04.03.2026 20:46
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I need to do an upbeat comic week one of these days. They all end with hooray.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Serve
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/serve
I need to do an upbeat comic week one of these days. They all end with hooray.
04.03.2026 16:35
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This replaces the previous solar activity watch, which was issued last month when the sun took off its sunglasses.
Solar Warning
https://xkcd.com/3215/
This replaces the previous solar activity watch, which was issued last month when the sun took off its sunglasses.
Explain xkcd: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3215
04.03.2026 14:56
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Now that I've finally gotten an electric vehicle, I'm never going back to an acoustic one.
Electric Vehicles
https://xkcd.com/3214/
Now that I've finally gotten an electric vehicle, I'm never going back to an acoustic one.
Explain xkcd: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3214
03.03.2026 03:54
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On the last Socrates joke, like a dozen people told me I should've called his nutritional supplements Himlock, and it just kills me that I didn't.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Athenian
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/athenian
On the last Socrates joke, like a dozen people told me I should've called his nutritional supplements Himlock, and it just kills me that I didn't.
02.03.2026 16:32
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I mean, half of these are undefined. And your multiplication dots are too low; they look like decimal points.
Dental Formulas
https://xkcd.com/3213/
I mean, half of these are undefined. And your multiplication dots are too low; they look like decimal points.
Explain xkcd: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3213
27.02.2026 21:50
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I wonder if you could trick people into paying more in taxes by calling it traditional crowdfunding?
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Fund
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fund
I wonder if you could trick people into paying more in taxes by calling it traditional crowdfunding?
28.02.2026 16:29
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You should've seen the look on your face when you thought you'd gotten your mom killed!
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Pulley
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pulley
You should've seen the look on your face when you thought you'd gotten your mom killed!
27.02.2026 16:28
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This is when she calls the cops.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cow
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cow
This is when she calls the cops.
25.02.2026 16:23
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SMBC is just propaganda for longterm relationships.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Artist
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/artist
SMBC is just propaganda for longterm relationships.
26.02.2026 16:26
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I guess the answer is yes, but: will this be enabled by default on existing deployments?
25.02.2026 14:04
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Oh, and do you have any tips on how to vacuum up copper that's melted into your carpet?
Amperage
https://xkcd.com/3211/
Oh, and do you have any tips on how to vacuum up copper that's melted into your carpet?
Explain xkcd: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3211
24.02.2026 05:46
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This is what I think about every argument that involves humans agreeing to not doing something with AI.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Never
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/never-2
This is what I think about every argument that involves humans agreeing to not doing something with AI.
23.02.2026 16:20
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And they both interpreted their success or failure as deserved rather than a consequence of macroeconomic forces and chance. The end.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ant
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/ant
And they both interpreted their success or failure as deserved rather than a consequence of macroeconomic forces and chance. The end.
22.02.2026 16:34
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as time goes on this sounds less like a warning that Democrats would destroy the country and more like a threat
20.02.2026 19:10
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'If you've eliminated a few possibilities and you can't think of any others, your weird theory is proven right' isn't quite as rhetorically compelling.
Eliminating the Impossible
https://xkcd.com/3210/
'If you've eliminated a few possibilities and you can't think of any others, your weird theory is proven right' isn't quite as rhetorically compelling.
Explain xkcd: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3210
20.02.2026 20:13
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My icebox plum trap easily captured William Carlos Williams. It took much less work than the infinite looping network of diverging paths I had to build in that yellow wood to ensnare Robert Frost.
Plums
https://xkcd.com/3209/
My icebox plum trap easily captured William Carlos Williams. It took much less work than the infinite looping network of diverging paths I had to build in that yellow wood to ensnare Robert Frost.
Explain xkcd: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3209
19.02.2026 03:11
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Still don't know why they kept asking their ghostly duplicates whether they liked that over and over.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Battle
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/battle
Still don't know why they kept asking their ghostly duplicates whether they liked that over and over.
19.02.2026 16:29
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It appears that Grok now gives navigational directions.
UPS was famous for a system that planned delivery routes without left turns, for efficiency.
This is similar, but turning right is mandatory.
19.02.2026 21:47
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You can actually do a lot of low-risk leveling up of the relationship just by using a bot to have your character run around stabbing rats all day.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Quest
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/quest-4
You can actually do a lot of low-risk leveling up of the relationship just by using a bot to have your character run around stabbing rats all day.
16.02.2026 16:25
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Functional Programming Strategies
I don't normally post my email newsletter, but I thought this one was a banger: on the dualities between constructor injection, the reader monad, comonads, and effect handlers. If that sounds like your jam: buttondown.com/functionalpr...
(Or just grab the book! functionalprogrammingstrategies.com)
16.02.2026 18:13
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The bound and gagged stripper also gets weird after the first amendment goes away.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Warrantless
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/warrantless
The bound and gagged stripper also gets weird after the first amendment goes away.
15.02.2026 16:23
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Why are Adam Sandler movies not perceived as moral cataclysms?
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Moral
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/moral
Why are Adam Sandler movies not perceived as moral cataclysms?
14.02.2026 16:22
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'The zero line in WMM2025 passes through a lot of population centers; I wonder what year the largest share of the population lived in a zone of less than 5Β° of declination,' he thought, derailing all other tasks for the rest of the day.
Bad Map Projection: Zero Declination
https://xkcd.com/3207/
(alt-text too long for a BlueSky message, see image alt-text instead)
Explain xkcd: https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/3207
14.02.2026 02:35
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Humans are good at zoos since we're already adapted to captivity.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scripture
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/scripture
Humans are good at zoos since we're already adapted to captivity.
13.02.2026 16:20
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The value proposition of a "fractional CTO" is clear, but without somebody directly influencing teams at the "code face", it can end up being impotent.
That's where some of the highest-leverage improvements can be made, by accelerating the inner loops.
How about a "fractional Principal Engineer"?
13.02.2026 11:13
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