Chain Bear

Wow. Literally had "Go to Chili's" on my 2026 wish list, go f yourself and your watery margaritas

The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.

Reaching net zero by 2050 ‘cheaper for UK than one fossil fuel crisis’ Climate change committee finds move to renewable energy would also bring health, economic and security benefits

"Achieving the UK’s net zero target by 2050 will cost less than a single oil shock and bring health and economic benefits while insulating the country against future costs, the government’s climate advisers have forecast."

www.theguardian.com/environment/...

I'm still not over this

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

the new york times post captioned “here are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most” with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand

gotta be another way to do this

Fucking WART is in the Mario movie?!

WSJ headline that reads "breaking news: In a wild day in markets, oil fell back below $90 and the Dow swung higher after being down almost 900 points"

As always, the stock market is definitely real and not a game based on how 16 rich freaks are feeling at any given time

"You want some Cuba? Why you've barely finished your Iran and Venezuela."

@JDfromscrubslol Had a dream there was an emoji like 💯 except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

Thinking about the 60 emoji again

K is the only letter that knows decent story structure

striking photo of a black and white tuxedo cat. The entire photo is almost entirely a velvety black except a curving line of white fur and the cat's gold eye which are illuminated by a sliver of sunbeam.

Stunning portrait of The Morsel by my boyfriend.

My dear I just wanted to say to you that I admire the posts you make and you are the ultimate “lady” entertainer. It doesn’t hurt also that you are easy on the eyes if I might say this.

My bf sends me horrible fedora-tipping nice guy DMs he’s fucking gross

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

This quote isnt just out of touch or disappointing, its fucking dark. Gay people are not a conversation parents need to have with their kids? Knowing gay people exist doesnt require therapy??

Any parents who thinks that way needs to have their kids removed ASAP. Get in a volcano, Pete.

shaggy: picture this we were both butt naked bangin on the bathroom floor

chotiner: sure. go on

like to think I lead complex emotional life but then the sun comes out and i am happy. i am functionally no different from a big leaf

I think about this a lot

Do they think people have literally no memory of past events at all?

I'm looking forward to it!

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his substack depends on his not understanding it".

Honestly fair fucks to Vittorio Angelone for calling out Penny Mordaunt on Last Leg

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

Hitting desalination plants is so bad. Not just evil but strategically incomprehensible. Without desalination 75% of the entire population of the Middle East will be refugees. Israel and Kuwait depend on desalination for 90% of their water and other Middle East states aren’t far behind.

You do sometimes really get it driven home that American Christianity was founded by the protestants so weird Britain had no choice but to persecute them.

How many bros had their apes tattooed on themselves do you reckon

Only been awake an hour or so and the algorithm’s already trying to kill me.