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You might know me for F1 or my nudey drawings.

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Not only would I be happy to replace Churchill on fivers with a badger, I'd replace the Churchill statue in Parliament Square with a big bronze badger AND I'd replace Ed Davey with an ACTUAL badger coz it'd probably vote in less austerity.

11.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 456 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 5
London Overground

London Overground

UNDER, OVER

Another version of this photo, hunting locations where you can see Underground trains traveling over Overground trains.

I waited about 50 mins near South Kenton station to capture this view where tube trains travel over the overground, underground & national rail.

12.03.2026 07:41 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. Literally had "Go to Chili's" on my 2026 wish list, go f yourself and your watery margaritas

11.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 339 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.

11.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 2146 πŸ” 493 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 15
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Reaching net zero by 2050 β€˜cheaper for UK than one fossil fuel crisis’ Climate change committee finds move to renewable energy would also bring health, economic and security benefits

"Achieving the UK’s net zero target by 2050 will cost less than a single oil shock and bring health and economic benefits while insulating the country against future costs, the government’s climate advisers have forecast."

www.theguardian.com/environment/...

11.03.2026 07:28 πŸ‘ 426 πŸ” 212 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 22

I'm still not over this

11.03.2026 08:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 900 πŸ” 232 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 24190 πŸ” 6523 πŸ’¬ 209 πŸ“Œ 404
the new york times post captioned β€œhere are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most” with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand

the new york times post captioned β€œhere are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most” with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand

gotta be another way to do this

10.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 4595 πŸ” 583 πŸ’¬ 116 πŸ“Œ 174

Fucking WART is in the Mario movie?!

10.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
WSJ headline that reads "breaking news: In a wild day in markets, oil fell back below $90 and the Dow swung higher after being down almost 900 points"

WSJ headline that reads "breaking news: In a wild day in markets, oil fell back below $90 and the Dow swung higher after being down almost 900 points"

As always, the stock market is definitely real and not a game based on how 16 rich freaks are feeling at any given time

09.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 178 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

"You want some Cuba? Why you've barely finished your Iran and Venezuela."

10.03.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 567 πŸ” 157 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 5
@JDfromscrubslol
Had a dream there was an emoji like πŸ’― except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

@JDfromscrubslol Had a dream there was an emoji like πŸ’― except it was only 60. Some post said "popeyes fries be tasting so good (60)" and I laughed so hard I woke myself up

Thinking about the 60 emoji again

09.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 5053 πŸ” 908 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

K is the only letter that knows decent story structure

10.03.2026 07:58 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
striking photo of a black and white tuxedo cat. The entire photo is almost entirely a velvety black except a curving line of white fur and the cat's  gold eye which are illuminated by a sliver of sunbeam.

striking photo of a black and white tuxedo cat. The entire photo is almost entirely a velvety black except a curving line of white fur and the cat's gold eye which are illuminated by a sliver of sunbeam.

Stunning portrait of The Morsel by my boyfriend.

10.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 3750 πŸ” 315 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 2
My dear I just wanted to say to you that I admire the posts you make and you are the ultimate β€œlady” entertainer. It doesn’t hurt also that you are easy on the eyes if I might say this.

My dear I just wanted to say to you that I admire the posts you make and you are the ultimate β€œlady” entertainer. It doesn’t hurt also that you are easy on the eyes if I might say this.

My bf sends me horrible fedora-tipping nice guy DMs he’s fucking gross

21.02.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 165 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œPiracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now πŸ”₯

08.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 7878 πŸ” 2261 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 147

This quote isnt just out of touch or disappointing, its fucking dark. Gay people are not a conversation parents need to have with their kids? Knowing gay people exist doesnt require therapy??

Any parents who thinks that way needs to have their kids removed ASAP. Get in a volcano, Pete.

07.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 2981 πŸ” 945 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 6

shaggy: picture this we were both butt naked bangin on the bathroom floor

chotiner: sure. go on

08.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 296 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
like to think I lead complex emotional life but then the sun comes out and i am happy. i am functionally no different from a big leaf

like to think I lead complex emotional life but then the sun comes out and i am happy. i am functionally no different from a big leaf

I think about this a lot

08.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 763 πŸ” 136 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 5
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Do they think people have literally no memory of past events at all?

07.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 1767 πŸ” 477 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 47

I'm looking forward to it!

08.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 13346 πŸ” 5041 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 246

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his substack depends on his not understanding it".

07.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 2188 πŸ” 190 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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Honestly fair fucks to Vittorio Angelone for calling out Penny Mordaunt on Last Leg

07.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 840 πŸ” 233 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 60
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I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

07.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 7470 πŸ” 2115 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 112

Hitting desalination plants is so bad. Not just evil but strategically incomprehensible. Without desalination 75% of the entire population of the Middle East will be refugees. Israel and Kuwait depend on desalination for 90% of their water and other Middle East states aren’t far behind.

08.03.2026 08:46 πŸ‘ 2300 πŸ” 645 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 62

You do sometimes really get it driven home that American Christianity was founded by the protestants so weird Britain had no choice but to persecute them.

08.03.2026 07:31 πŸ‘ 256 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3