🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫

it's, what, noon? im going back to bed

Then I support Gavin Newsom in everything but politics

dude believes nothing so nobody has to believe him

Ohio Replaces Lethal Injection With Humane New Head-Ripping-Off Machine YouTube video by The Onion

youtu.be/lfsMMVgIToA

still asking bill kristol for opinions huh. weird

the funny thing about the MCU is until that point it kept writing in all this stuff that seemed to be written on purpose: Stark causes every problem on earth, makes everyone but him take responsibility for it, etc etc, and then it finally resolves that with saying "that is good, actually"

the common understanding of the phrase is a normative "you should trust us" but the practical meaning here is the imperative: you have no avenues to stop us, you are powerless, you have no choice but to trust us

i often think about total surveillance and autonamous killing machines was an ostensibly good thing in Spider-Man: European Vacation

wait... TWO bad things are happening? [ skull triples in size to accommodate gigantic brain ] one of these things must be a distraction

its also a multi-generational project to dismantle anything holding anything together

Anyway, that conversation was surprisingly amicable because even though I opened up with “if there is a bad type of cyclist, I am it” he still had to cop to not really having examined any of his assumptions very well

But I took my car out for a walk yesterday, the windshield was dirty. I was driving west. The sun was low optimal conditions for not being able to see anything. Yet I could see fine if I didn’t drive faster than I could see. And it turns out that speed was the posted speed limit.

One example he brings up is when he’s driving into the sun. He can’t see anything so if he hits a cyclist, it’s not his fault of course my response is don’t drive if you can’t see anything.

Got into a bike argument the other night. Standard stuff of him saying carbrain shit and me knowing anything (like “cyclists should obey the rules” “observational studies show drivers break traffic rules more than bikes do” “roads are for cars” “the chicago wheelmen activisted for paved roads” etc)

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

its believing the US military, having the biggest number, cannot fail but can only be failed

take that rambo line "rrr u gunna let us win this tiem" and let it stew in your worst uncle's brain for a w decades

r/DailyShow An audience member from Chicago asks Jon Stewart for his NYC pizza recommendations and gets a deep-dish roast instead

shut up bitch

on the left calf, that is

amidst my ne'erdowell rascal cohort

cut to always sunny title card

calvin's dad in his bicycle kit removing his helmet and yelling

ok if i ever get a job THIS will be my next tattoo right on the calf

the hill i will melancholy on is i was seeing this woman and she sent me a link to doyathing the day it was released os i was one of the first hundred people to hear it on youtube. later she got back with the ex she did not even like and after that tried to get back with me and was like: no

something i love is: gorillaz never stopped. theyre like a machine. a ... song machine...

25 years ago, Gorillaz

you heard the man

sitting there with steam shooting out of my ears trying to figure out if i'm mansplaining "jesus christ woman you were locked in a mansion, believe yourself"

yeah really teh main thing i stay stuck on is their 100% IAEA compliance. like: seems to indicate something!

friend of mine telling me a story and is like "idk if its an overreaction i dont mean to be a bitch but the vibes were realy off" and im like girl you BROKE OUT OF A MANSION because you were LOCKED IN A MANSION there were U-LOCKS on the GATES the vibes were BEING LOCKED IN A MANSION

the normal rockwell painting freedom of dracula flow

This shit ain’t nothing to me, man

I mean they don’t have a nuclear weapons program because they’ve never wanted one