"No-knead bread! There's NO WORK, unlike that old & tired KNEADED bread recipe, amirite?!?!"
Steps:
- make dough
- stretch and fold it in a specific way every 30 min for 2 hrs
- Shape carefully and rise again
- bake
My friends that is still kneading, just on 0.5x speed and you can't go anywhere
06.03.2026 05:19
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Got a craving so I should walk around koreatown for a bit, take advantage of being downtown for a bit.
skies: π§οΈβοΈπ§οΈ
Walking anyway! It'll be worth it!!
05.03.2026 23:11
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Holding a vinyl record I found at Value Village - OH OH CANADA by the Brothers In Law (1965)
Found this at the thrift shop and I absolutely need to hear what the hottest satirical quartet of 1965 have to say about the new flag, the FLQ and The Pill
04.03.2026 23:24
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someday imma be able to make the trip up in time to skate here, dammit!
04.03.2026 20:17
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Better Off Ted warned us about our current tech environment in so many ways, but perhaps none more on the nose than
JABBERWOCKY (jabberwocky jabberwocky jabberwocky)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=knAv...
04.03.2026 04:24
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For those that are not aware...
I'm being told from multiple sources that you can no longer purchase memory to expand current servers. The only way to get memory is to buy the whole server, fully spec'd out.
No more upgrades of existing equipment. Full replacement of hardware only.
04.03.2026 14:42
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Me to my Inside Sales Rep "Also, any luck shaking that tree for more memory for my servers? Please sir, I only need 16 sticks of 32 GB RAM. *bats eyes, tries to look pretty*"
His reply "how can I not try to get something with puppy dog eyes like that?"
Hey. Whatever works.
04.03.2026 14:36
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As a general rule, governments shouldnβt bury anti-privacy reforms to the Canada Elections Act in an affordability measures bill, ignore the advice of Canadaβs Privacy Commissioner, or block all efforts to study the effects of the bill on the privacy rights of Canadians.
bsky.app/profile/ipol...
03.03.2026 20:04
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Reviewing my final book proof and
03.03.2026 20:41
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We retained digital rights lawyer @kendraserra.bsky.social to help us get to the bottom of these takedowns and determine just how bogus they were.
Answer: They were very, very bogus.
03.03.2026 17:58
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We've freed Cookie's Bustle from copyright hell. Here's how. | Video Game History Foundation
We've stopped a persistent copyright troll who was trying to impede our work. Here's everything we learnedβand how we beat them.
BREAKING: We've freed Cookie.
Following an investigation by VGHF, Ukie and Web Capio have suspended DMCA takedowns for Cookie's Bustle on behalf of Graceware, SL.
More info:
03.03.2026 17:57
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Feel like my professional interests of IR, law, and computers are all constantly trying to outcompete each other in "everything you know is now turned upside down"
03.03.2026 07:26
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tub of baskin robbins mint chocolate chip ice cream in front of a mini freezer with the door open
today has been A DAY (and a half) and I have no brainpower left for the rest of the week. wheeeeeeeeeeeee.
as a minor good thing, I walked to get myself a tub of ice cream and we'll see how much of it sees sunrise.
03.03.2026 04:32
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Wanted my whole Switch 2 collection to be physical (other than the Mario Kart pack-in which everyone knew was digital). lol, whoops. I hate gamekeys so very much.
03.03.2026 00:06
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When I learned about the DQB2 team's involvement Pokopia went from a 'that's nice' to 'Day One'. Sucks it's a gamekey tho.
02.03.2026 21:15
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She Came Out of the Bathroom Naked, Employee Says
Bank details, sex and naked people who seem unaware they are being recorded. Behind Metaβs new smart glasses lies a hidden workforce, uneasy about peering into the most intimate parts of other peopleβ...
According to an investigation by a Swedish newspaper, Facebook keeps recordings of what some users of its "smart" glasses see, and those recordings are made available to human reviewers, who are seeing very private moments that users almost certainly don't think Facebook is recording and sharing.
02.03.2026 19:04
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Someone has to have made a Columbo game in rpg maker at some point in history right
02.03.2026 07:36
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TAAAABARNAC Denis!! π
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28.02.2026 03:40
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You must try it. For science. And because I am going to stay away from ominous looking eatery :D
28.02.2026 04:36
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ooh, please do share the link if you remember it :)
28.02.2026 04:32
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I def want posters of the FFXIV art and TMNT, but, yeah, not actually interested in the actual game side of either!
28.02.2026 02:57
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Imagine you were the steward of the worldβs most popular IP and you knew years ago that today would be the 30th anniversary of its launch. And then imagine all you actually did today was this, with literal years to plan.
Impossible to know why I left, really.
27.02.2026 19:21
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This is so stupid Iβm not at all surprised PokΓ©mon did this. People are blaming Nintendo but I know the idiot whose idea this would have been and itβs absolutely from The PokΓ©mon Company.
27.02.2026 19:07
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your book keeps getting longer :D
27.02.2026 19:48
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cis men learn to care about consent awful quick when AI of them is involved, I happen to notice
27.02.2026 03:32
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the-unflappablewolf
Who would you trust more?
total stranger in a star trek shirt?
94.5%
total stranger in a star wars shirt?
5.5%
99.421 Stimmen β’ Verbleibende Zeit: 2 Tage 23 Stunden
thebaconsandwichofregret
No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.
No but this is entirely correct
27.02.2026 00:03
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The screenshot of the release notes reads:
A new version of TeX Live Utility is available!
TeX Live Utility 1.55 is now available-you have 1.54. Would you like to download it now?
Release Notes:
Changes Since 1.54
β’ Fix bug 137, homepage link in Help Book.
β’ First release in a long time, since I don't use TeX anymore and resent the very idea of paying Apple annually for the privilege of giving away free and open-source software. Also, I'm really lazy. Please accept my apologies for all the annoying issues you've encountered in this mission-critical software.
β’ Updated mirror list, which was three years out of date.
β’ Added missing legacy mirrors, which was even more out of date.
β’ Added an alert on startup when user tries Homebrew's lobotomized MacTex, because those lunatics left timgr but removed its database.
Thanks for nothing, guys. Bug 142 and 144.
β’ Use a custom user-agent to work around the Anubis bot trap on texlive.info. Can't wait to see what else breaks because of this, thanks to the profusion of degenerate Artificial Insemination fetishists scraping websites to feed their models.
β’ Lists of countries in Repository/Continent are now sorted. No idea how you people let me get away with that one for the last fifteen years.
There's a "is anyone even reading this" sort of honesty you get in the software update release notes from a project that's been around for a long time.
26.02.2026 20:44
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CHRIST this was a bitch to alt text (my phone camera is allergic to this font) but it was worth it so we could enjoy this scorching hot Catholic tea together
they just flat out said the SCOTUS Catholics are going to hell. which we knew, but maybe theyβll hear it from the bishops!
26.02.2026 22:43
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Jessica Fletcher giving an Ewok a piggyback ride.
Yub Nub, She Wrote
25.02.2026 04:14
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