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IT guy in Memphis, TN. Solver of problems; breaker of things; unrelenting learner. Never settle for perfect when good enough will do. πŸ’™ Linux, FreeBSD, PHP, SQL, privacy, gardening, fishing, cats α“šα• α—’ 🚫 Fascism, "AI", shitcoins, techbros

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Every Accusation is a Confession, Great Replacement Edition.

06.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The insane jingoism of Iraq and the GWOT was driven by genuine popular pressure and widespread support, now we've decided to let a senile gangster redraw the world map and most of us neither know nor care what we're doing or why.

06.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

i guess I don't understand how we collected import duties but require a whole new request process to refund them. since the data to confirm the legitimacy of the requests exists, there is no reason the refunds can't be sent automatically from that data

06.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Donald Trump basically took over an economy that was on cruise control and started driving erratically, speeding and slowing at random, switching lanes without signaling, revving the engine, blasting the stereo, refusing to stop for gas... He then somehow created a thunderstorm and is hydroplaning.

06.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Odd it didn’t seem to take 4 million man hours to make and collect the charges….

06.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Over 4 million man hours, and all they have is boys.

06.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 343 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 0
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Johnson: We are not at war. We have no intention of being at war

(The Trump administration has said multiple times that we are at war)

06.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 5
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Don’t let mega-constellation-building billionaires steal your night sky Satellites are wonders of modern technology that have improved all of our lives. But having more than a million of them in orbit could destroy our view of the heavens and seriously damage our planet

Elon Musk has already started plans to launch a million satellites.

Yes. A MILLION.

This is a colossally bad idea, and it's not too late to make your voice heard. I explain everything:

www.scientificamerican.com/article/ramp...

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06.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 342 πŸ” 202 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 12
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French Laundry chef again scolds Bay Area town over affordable housing project

French Laundry chef again scolds Bay Area town over affordable housing project

lmfao Thomas Keller showing up to a community meeting in his chefs jacket to complain about affordable housing being built near his 3 Michelin star restaurant is just beyond parody. what a piece of shit

06.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 1757 πŸ” 272 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 52

[slaps the roof of this fund] the bad boy can fit so much 2008

06.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 349 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

β€œAffordability is a Democrat hoax”

06.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fox: In February, 92,000 jobs were taken out of the economy. Not expected. The unemployment rate came in slightly higher, 4.4%. Not expected.

06.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

Generally I’d agree, but that man is incapable of finding out. It’s his superpower.

06.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So a lot of the hype around LLMs and a lot of the userbase just fundamentally misunderstands what the technology is and what it’s capable of, instead treating it like a mythical supernatural or religious being. The industry openly encourages this delusion for profit

06.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 508 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 6

The thing is, a lot of LLM users actually think it’s capable of God-like intelligence, and that’s clear from the ways they interact with it publicly

06.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 485 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 5

I love watching people use LLMs in public. They’ll reply to a breaking news article and say β€œ@grok is this true?” Babe where do you think it’s about to pull its answer from

06.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 2573 πŸ” 328 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 25

These are very sick people. Immature, sadistic, and drunk with power. We need Nuremberg style trials.

06.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What the diarrhea-soaked fuck is this

06.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I continue to be gobsmacked at 1) how common this formulation is 2) how antisemitic and generally bigoted it is 3) and how for all the talk of anti-semitism this is never cited as an example even though it’s quite literally the original incarnation.

05.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 8453 πŸ” 2051 πŸ’¬ 339 πŸ“Œ 54

Obama’s change in policy towards Cuba and the JCPOA happened, the world didn’t end, everything was fine. Part of manufacturing consent for more war is purposefully forgetting the very recent memory when it was proven to be wholly unnecessary.

06.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 688 πŸ” 125 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5

HUGE payrolls miss, wow

Feb Payrolls -92k vs +55k est/+130k prev
2m net revision -69k
Unemplomyent 4.4% vs 4.3% est/4.3% prev
Avg hourly earn YoY +3.8% vs +3.7% est+/3.7% prev
Jan Retail sales MoM -0.2% vs -0.3% est/0.0% prev
Control group est MoM +0.3% vs+0.3% est/-0.1% prev

06.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 837 πŸ” 244 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 78

Step 1: Get them hooked on phonics

Step 2: Get them hooked on gambling

Step 3: Why did we do Step 1 again?

06.03.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why are we not shooting all these people?

06.03.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 344 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Unfortunately, β€œYo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

06.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 6335 πŸ” 1480 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 28

Markwayne Mullin never served in US military, but often speaks as if he did www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

06.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 1515 πŸ” 312 πŸ’¬ 95 πŸ“Œ 18

words filled a book
bombs filled a school gymnasium

06.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 277 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1