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IT guy in Memphis, TN. Solver of problems; breaker of things; unrelenting learner. Never settle for perfect when good enough will do. πŸ’™ Linux, FreeBSD, PHP, SQL, privacy, gardening, fishing, cats α“šα• α—’ 🚫 Fascism, "AI", shitcoins, techbros

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A brown tabby cat on my lap. She laid her head back against the arm of the chair, chin up, and fell asleep

A brown tabby cat on my lap. She laid her head back against the arm of the chair, chin up, and fell asleep

Dork fell asleep like this

06.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Republicans are using kids as a smokescreen for what Big Tech lobbyists want: a national surveillance program to harvest our data with zero protections for people and their privacy.

We must fight this dangerous expansion of surveillance technology.

05.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 1758 πŸ” 655 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 22

Prices are up 30 cents since this post and the nearby liquor store has taken down its decade-old Trump Wine display this shit is so monumentally over.

06.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 1086 πŸ” 136 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

whenever you hear about intelligence sharing in reporting you should really just mentally replace 'fusion centers' with 'nextdoor for cops'

06.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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'Pot for Potholes Act' aims to legalize marijuana in Tennessee and distribute taxes to repair infrastructure The bill's sponsors are launching Pot4Potholes.com to share more information about the legislation.

Yes please, we have way too many potholes. I’m gonna be sending the state a bill once I get my alignment fixed (and probably a tie rod replaced, based on how my car is wobbling).

06.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
graphic with the quote, "When a few drones get through or tragic things happen, it's front-page news. I get it, the press only wants to make the president look bad."

graphic with the quote, "When a few drones get through or tragic things happen, it's front-page news. I get it, the press only wants to make the president look bad."

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth's response to US troops dying

06.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 1320 πŸ” 353 πŸ’¬ 214 πŸ“Œ 97
My Resume - Alice Averlong Wiki

Hiya! Anyone in the SF Bay Area/Remote need a cool programmer for your team? I've been messing with computers for over 30 years now, I can program anything with bits, and I've got a lot of experience with all sorts of different systems, environments, and languages.
wiki.averlong.com/My_Resume

06.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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Layoffs coming at BlueOval City, company says MEMPHIS, Tenn. β€” About 150 employees at BlueOval SK in Stanton, Tennessee are being laid off, the company confirmed Friday. The layoffs are the result of the joint-venture partnership ending betwee…

Layoffsβ€½β€½ In this booming economyβ€½

Blue Oval City was always going to end up a scam. They took peoples’ land for this. Ain’t heard Hill Bill Lee bragging much about it lately…

06.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope they aren’t expecting a refund

06.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

06.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 8988 πŸ” 1993 πŸ’¬ 245 πŸ“Œ 127
DOJ Official Pushes for Cases Against Cuban Leaders, as Trump Eyes Regime Change -- WSJ
By Sadie Gurman
03/06/2026 13:58:22 [WS]
(Wall Street Journal) -- A federal prosecutor in Florida is looking to build criminal cases against leaders of Cuba's government and Communist Party, according to people familiar with the matter, as President Trump has openly suggested the country would be his next target for regime change.
The Trump administration used criminal charges as a pretext for the ouster of Venezuelan leader NicolΓ‘s Maduro.
The Trump-appointed U.S. attorney in Miami has created a working group that includes officials from the Treasury Department, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration to gather evidence for such prosecutions, the people said. Prosecutors are looking for potential crimes related to drugs, immigration and other violations, the people said.
A spokesperson for U.S. attorney Jason Reding QuiΓ±ones didn't immediately respond to a request for comment.
The Trump administration is increasingly emboldened after its January ouster of Maduro, who is now being held in a Brooklyn federal jail awaiting trial on drug-trafficking charges. He has pleaded not guilty. His lawyer has asked a judge to toss out the indictment.
On Thursday, Trump said the U.S. would focus on Cuba after the conflict in Iran settles down. "What's happening with Cuba is amazing, and we think that we want to fix it," Trump said during an event at the White House. On Friday, he told CNN, Cuba "is going to fall very soon."

DOJ Official Pushes for Cases Against Cuban Leaders, as Trump Eyes Regime Change -- WSJ By Sadie Gurman 03/06/2026 13:58:22 [WS] (Wall Street Journal) -- A federal prosecutor in Florida is looking to build criminal cases against leaders of Cuba's government and Communist Party, according to people familiar with the matter, as President Trump has openly suggested the country would be his next target for regime change. The Trump administration used criminal charges as a pretext for the ouster of Venezuelan leader NicolΓ‘s Maduro. The Trump-appointed U.S. attorney in Miami has created a working group that includes officials from the Treasury Department, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration to gather evidence for such prosecutions, the people said. Prosecutors are looking for potential crimes related to drugs, immigration and other violations, the people said. A spokesperson for U.S. attorney Jason Reding QuiΓ±ones didn't immediately respond to a request for comment. The Trump administration is increasingly emboldened after its January ouster of Maduro, who is now being held in a Brooklyn federal jail awaiting trial on drug-trafficking charges. He has pleaded not guilty. His lawyer has asked a judge to toss out the indictment. On Thursday, Trump said the U.S. would focus on Cuba after the conflict in Iran settles down. "What's happening with Cuba is amazing, and we think that we want to fix it," Trump said during an event at the White House. On Friday, he told CNN, Cuba "is going to fall very soon."

Sure, just add another war to the list.

06.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

Did he just get dumped by grok? πŸ’”

06.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The truth about ICE and the New England Patriots jets (Go Seahawks) The best reason to hate the New England Patriots is where their team planes have been.

And for the full history of this plane's involvement in ICE flights, read this: gillianbrockell.ghost.io/the-truth-ab...

06.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Twitter post from a State Dept. official Dylan Johnson reading: Americans boarding of the many State Department charter flights leaving the Middle East to the U.S. This plane landed safely this morning in Washington.  
Includes a photo of civilians boarding air stairs to the New England Patriots plane N225NE.

A Twitter post from a State Dept. official Dylan Johnson reading: Americans boarding of the many State Department charter flights leaving the Middle East to the U.S. This plane landed safely this morning in Washington. Includes a photo of civilians boarding air stairs to the New England Patriots plane N225NE.

An ADSBx map showing Patriots plane N225NE leaving Kuwait and passing through the Persian Gulf at UTC0036, which was 3:36am Kuwait time. The attack on Iran began about six hours later.

An ADSBx map showing Patriots plane N225NE leaving Kuwait and passing through the Persian Gulf at UTC0036, which was 3:36am Kuwait time. The attack on Iran began about six hours later.

Let's be clear that this plane wasn't sent to the Middle East to rescue Americans. It was already in the region and had been stuck because of Trump's war.

Not only that, this aircraft was IN the theater of engagement hours before the war started. Trump risked the safety of this and other aircraft.

06.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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Joe Rogan calls trans people "f**king perverts" & blames them for school shootings - LGBTQ Nation He's the world's most popular podcaster.

Remember how Joe Rogan was "just asking questions" about trans women and sports and didn't have a problem with trans people otherwise?

He's now a full on anti-trans genocidal fascist.

There is a reason you hold the line at sports.

06.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 849 πŸ” 253 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 33
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Children with no morals at the wheel of a giant death machine

06.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 1051 πŸ” 347 πŸ’¬ 138 πŸ“Œ 48

Hey this is like the most serious oil guy i know and this is worse than i expected

06.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 631 πŸ” 131 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 4

They’re playing at Ioan Depot and don’t have anything a guy named Ioan might eatβ€½ Where are the Welsh dogs?

06.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This comes soon after reports that Russia is helping Iran with the targeting and locations of US forces, so…..

06.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 218 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 5
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Free Press Condemns ICE Arrest of Colombian Journalist Seeking Political Asylum The Nashville reporter’s detention by federal immigration officials poses a grave threat to press freedom and the public’s right to know.

Nashville reporter's detention by federal immigration officials poses grave threat to press freedom and the public’s right to know. A thread on Estefany Rodriguez: www.freepress.net/news/free-pr...

06.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
Bluesky error when trying to save an image: β€œFailed to save image: Error: Asset couldn't be saved to photo library:
Unknown error”

I have plenty of space available

Bluesky error when trying to save an image: β€œFailed to save image: Error: Asset couldn't be saved to photo library: Unknown error” I have plenty of space available

wat

06.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

06.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 9595 πŸ” 1508 πŸ’¬ 384 πŸ“Œ 135

Who knew that the Dubya in George Dubya Bush stood for "Woke" all this time?

06.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Online ads just became the internet's biggest malware machine, report says Ads accounted for more than 60% of the malware and phishing campaigns observed by digital safety company The Media Trust in 2025, per a new report.

Ad blockers are a critical part of security posture.

06.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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SοΌ†P 500 down.
Dow tanking.
NASDAQ bleeding.
Gas up 60Β’ in ONE week.
92,000 jobs gone.
This isn’t bad luck β€” this is the direct result of reckless, chaotic leadership. Your wallet is paying the price.
#TrumpsJobsSlump​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
#sheshed

06.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 233 πŸ” 150 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 10

But in a twist, one suspected drug trafficker became an informant and told federal agents that Epstein had been involved in the funding and distribution of ecstasy, ketamine and methamphetamines, the people familiar with the matter said. The informant also said that Epstein ran a prostitution ring.

06.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

move slow and repair things

06.03.2026 12:06 πŸ‘ 2611 πŸ” 829 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

With every new development in this story I am even more gobsmacked that Epstein and his co-conspirators escaped accountability over and over and over again. There's more to come from my investigation. Stay tuned.

06.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 1369 πŸ” 475 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 21
A one month chart of oil prices

A one month chart of oil prices

Oil prices are going parabolic. This is insane.

06.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1240 πŸ” 325 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 332

This reminds me of the β€œhey babe, you gotta get up out of the basement and see this huge fuckin’ tornado!” genre of videos

06.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0