Jake

i like the idea but i think cobwebs just look jarring because their texture is... very weird? prob one of the last remnants of programmer art to me

maybe if cobwebs werent extremely programmerart-coded tbh

my cats would love the stanley parable considering how obsessed they are with entering and exiting doors

all of my favorite women together at last

I never forgor, I was just busy getting my life together.

considering getting a switch 2 on my bday but also like
fear that either ill never really use it that much and therefore itll be a waste of money
OR
ill use it so much ill nolife it and distract myself from doing more with my life / making progress on learning new stuff

tomorrow my birth day
yay

beastieball did the unfathomable: made sports awesome

Niko plush in front of a diner called the pancake shop (it was closed 😔)

why would yoki do that

make sure to clean ur brain. you can have many things in your brain, but if theyre scattered then its kinda just harder to do anything, i think

unironically tho i think its really cool when stakes are set in a way where even if you know the protagonist will win, it still feels intense and uncertain in terms of yknow
what will happen . or yknow what i mean

clearly to add more suspense to action movies, they should have a bunch of versions of the movie where the protagonist does actually just die
like u get a random version of the movie when going to watch it. mr james bond might just die in a gunfight, who knows

what if every minecraft mob was a weird creature instead of a real animal. no more real animals. theyre all beasts and critters

poh my god the beasties are such LIVING CREATURES !!! im just finding out new stuff about them.. wow
this game peaks

evil buneary be like

"i dont feel things!!
but i know shit!!!"

trying to organize all my game mod ideas ive had in the past and
funny stardew idea:
you can take a Joja Route for the museum artifacts; buying fakes to fill it out, and all the Lost Books are instead Joja Brand guides to minmaxing. like shit about how its Not Worth Farming Sheep or whatever

ill admit the story is really interesting in the second game too! it had me asking questions about the world, felt fun.

of course, ill admit its probably in my top 5 games if we're talking "how gorgeous is it and how much do i love the vibes of the world"
and as a standalone game its nice, but its not an interesting sequel

cant really hold it in anymore, i think slime rancher 2 is probably one of the most disappointingly mid games out of "games i was looking forward to"
it could've been something interesting, but all its got is a really artistically beautiful world... and a nice cool story. gameplay is nothingburger

Not a day goes by when I’m not saying this.

and if i said pokopias gameplay loop is what slime rancher shouldve tried for its sequel instead of rehashing the (admittedly addicting) factorio-core gameplay...

its so much more. ive heard comparisons to "viva pinata"
you restore a post-apocalyptic world, making habitats to get new pokemon... and you fulfill requests for them, helping bring up their comfort level... they can help you with their abilities, and... you keep doin that !

sounds just like the type of stuff i love in stardew valley...

beastieball is so real for having the status effects actually just be stuff like JAZZED and STRESSED and SHOOK

the anime uses them pretty cool, at least in pokemon horizons they kinda use them as justification for clutch comeback moments. like oh wow Liko is LOSING but OH SHIT IT ACTIVATED SPRIGATITOS OVERGROW !!!

thanks crabestie

beastieball is cool btw

and like. whats also cool is that instead of routes having trainers, they have ... OTHER "already caught / were part of someones team" beasties !! like oh hey that beastie must belong to another Coach (a gym leader) ... but its not on their team anymore! its kinda cool... its immersive !!

really cool thing BEASTIEBALL(TM) does that i think more creature collectors should do: when you take a beastie off of your team, instead of being in a "storage" of some kind, it goes back to where you found it.. and just kinda patrols and hangs out / plays with the other wild beasties there!!