Dr. Cornlord

You're telling me furbies can fly? Mother of god we're not prepared for this

B-but egg prices!

1 million water cups

Told my wife we need to get a load of soil to level the lawn and suddenly my clothes were replaced with a polo, golf shorts, and new balances

Fun fact: if no one reads your posts anyway then you can just use bluesky as your Todo app!

TODO: learn to be funny

A meme of a snowy white owl with bright red eyes from a camera flash making it look angry. superimposed text reads "the prophecy did not foretell this bullshit"

The good and bad about learning I have auDHD,

Good: man that explains a lot of my childhood.

Bad: what the fuck I did a whole PhD unmedicated

Hello everyone, please enjoy my dumb website of the week: oopsallducks.org

#quack #amisupposedtohashtaghere?

Jennifer @JenYetAgain@beige.party in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US. Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18PM Boosted by 968: Favourited by 1324:

mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again

That's nuts. How are they justifying such a small amount of time off?

Everyone on bluesky is a dog except for you

@craftcomputing.bsky.social loved the new upload about the sff steambox. I think I'm gonna build one for the kiddos, so thanks for the info and inspiration!

Little kids playing T-ball is the perfect amount of cute and chaos

Honestly my favorite thing about switching to iphone from Android is sticking emojis to other people's messages in iMessage

Alright we're making the old Roomba remote controlled this weekend

Or better yet, a microcontroller with a 0.6 TOPS NPU!

But Jeff, it's got Neural in the name, therefore I should be able to outperform an H100 with my laptop

Great channel with tons of interesting and informative videos and projects!

My entire family had norovirus in October and that may have been one of the worst experiences of my life

A family of four splitgill mushrooms grow from the side of a fallen branch, upturned to see their radiating double-gills All photos by me

Here are some nice mushrooms

Everyone should get to watch two overtired, delirious siblings try to keep each other awake when they're supposed to be napping. Best entertainment on the planet

As someone with a PhD, this is not a huge upgrade for AI

This is parenting distilled

A four-panel comic called Instinct is Weird. In panel 1, a yellow warbler looks at a beautiful nest in a shrub and says "I made this for some reason". In panel 2, there are five eggs in the nest and she says "these are my smooth round children". In panel 3 an egg has hatched into a yelling hatchling, and she says "Oh no now it's loud". In panel 4 she looks distressed as five hatchlings now fill the nest, begging for food, and she says "help".

Hello new followers! Here's one of my favorite older comics.

Once you wear in a good set of cowboy boots, they will be your most comfortable pair of shoes

is 5 combined with 2 an option? lol

Mine typically is just the first letter of my name and then random squiggles

Y'all ever accidentally turned on your electric toothbrush before putting it in your mouth, getting a fine mist of toothpaste on everything in a 1 meter radius?

Oh...yeah...me neither. And I *definitely* didn't do the same thing with the water flosser...

Meetings are a lot more draining when you're actually important in them