Never trust benimaru players

This might be the last cold day we have, go put pulled pork in your friend's mailbox while you still can

You CAN jump into 2. But it's still very much in early access and STS1 will be a more full experience.

Found a genius on reddit and duplicated their success.

Godspeed, gamers.

Slay the Spire 2's concurrent Steam players just hit 179,456, the highest ever for any roguelike.

When StS1 first launched back in 2017, it had 193 concurrent players.

That's a 92,982% increase, meaning StS3 is on track to hit 166,861,777 concurrent players by 2035. 💪

Following closely for Thor reasons

Chotiner: You've made the claim that no one has ever fed you in your life.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Yet there's food in your dish right now.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Let's change the subject to the ripped-open bag of sandwich bread on the floor.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: I have read different things.

Worlds Tournament Report - Sung JinWoo — Undefeated At Locals Sung JiinWoo Worlds 2025 Top 32 Tournament Report

I wrote up a tournament report for my run at @universusccg.bsky.social worlds last weekend!

www.undefeatedatlocals.com/articles/wor...

The new Pikachus

Gonna have to ask some uncomfortable questions about where they were January 6th

A chart that shows the number of Google searches for each Pokémon. The text says: In honor of Pokémon Day, ACE.com, the free-to-play social gaming website, has analyzed Pokémon-related Google search data across the United States over the last 36 months to determine fans' favorite characters. Rank Name Generation Monthly searches 1 Pikachu Generation 1 685,100 2 Flamigo Generation 9 374,600 3 Charizard Generation 1 310,900 4 Charmeleon Generation 1 250,400 5 Squirtle Generation 1 215,800 6 Eevee Generation 1 214,500 7 Mewtwo Generation 1 209,100 8 Snorlax Generation 1 207,600 9 Gengar Generation 1 192,100 10 Ditto Generation 1 175,500 11 Bulbasaur Generation 1 171,600 12 Charmander Generation 1 169,400 13 Grafaiai Generation 9 166,900 14 Gardevoir Generation 3 149,800 15 Lopunny Generation 4 144,900

“Hey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling ‘Flamingo’ on Google?”

“Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”

Comic. [Person is sitting at a desk with a laptop, turned toward voice coming from off-panel.] VOICE FROM OFF-PANEL: I got you the ingredients for dinner tonight. Oh, and the plums in the fridge drawer are for my yogurt tomorrow; you should just leave them. Be back later! PERSON’S THOUGHT BUBBLE: Oh no. [caption] Help. It actually happened. I shouldn’t. But how can I not!?

Plums

xkcd.com/3209/

Taryn Hatcher as ball girl as Dr Manhattan

Further Taryn Hatcher appreciation. I think this meme was by @aceofbens.com

“Is there a technology the left is excited about?”

High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!

wailing emoji with the text: ooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooohhh i'm soooooooo hungryyy

slightly distorted wailing emoji with distorted text: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo what do you mean dinner is at five pm i will die that's sooooo late oooooooooooo ohhh

emoji is now even more smushed and has big eyes with tears welling with distorted text: i have never been fed in my entire life please sir i am so hungry please feed meee

the crying wailing emoji is extremely distorted and pixelated with distorted text: oooooooooooooohhh i'm just a little kitty i'm so hungry you never feed me i must be the hungriest kitty in the world ohhhh

my cat every day at 4 pm

Casablanca sold out

They should just release Casablanca in theaters every year. Free money

Have you considered cat on puzzle?

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

rose.systems/animalist

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My bird game is not up to par

It's nice to know that having an excel job was also a viable career path 4000 years ago

A photo of figure skaters Alysa Liu, Amber Glenn, and Isabeau Levito. Above them, text reads “Alt, Gay, and from New Jersey”: The “Babes of Glory” are TikTok Fancam Fuel. The post was made by Them.

I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”

WHY WOULD YOU VAPE IN THE EAR NOSE AND THROAT DOCTOR'S LOBBY

What would be your proposed companion change?

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

lorelai: mom. rory has incredible dexterity, and she wants to be a rogue. it's her decision, that's what adventuring is about

emily gilmore: no granddaughter of mine is going to skulk around corridors wielding throwing knives like some sort of miscreant. we have a perfectly good odachi in the foyer

I hear it's albays sundy there

New muppet show rules I hope we get six seasons

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Good morning!

February marks the 10th anniversary of Stardew Valley. I had the great pleasure of speaking to ConcernedApe ahead of the occasion about the last ten years and his plans for the future. It's a nice long one, please enjoy:
www.ign.com/articles/sta...

Cheery was aware that Commander Vimes didn't like the phrase 'The innocent have nothing to fear', believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like 'The innocent have nothing to fear'.

Invincible in UVS 👀

probably next year but maybe pre-cons in 2026