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IDK what the screw will do, but okay

IDK what the screw will do, but okay

They're running out of room at a cemetery. It's a grave situation.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?
He just couldn't resistor

Can someone please explain to me what oblivious means because I have no idea

I will fix it!

I will fix it!

Thanks to road engineering design, emotional drivers
can pull off to the side and have a shoulder to cry on.

Tombstone Epitaph: Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903--Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was.

What does a footballer and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?
Put him in your back yard

This guy's in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, "Ballroom, please."
A lady standing in front of him turns around and says, "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you."

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back

So that's where those MILFs are that are in my area

So that's where those MILFs are that are in my area

By Calvin Klein

By Calvin Klein

Patient: Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well.
Doctor: That's quite enough out of you

I gave my friend an apple, and she told me she preferred pears.
So I gave her another apple.

Therapist: Love yourself.
Me: I'm not my type.

What do you call a male chicken runs that in circles? A Roto Rooster.

This is so cool!

This is so cool!

Jim Carrey vs Jim Doesn't Carreyy

Jim Carrey vs Jim Doesn't Carreyy

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?
Something that stinks and stings

If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it?
Twenty after one

I once got in trouble in school for being too sarcastic. The teacher asked what would my parents say if she called them.

I said "hello?"

What's an octopuses favorite laten saying?
Squid pro quo!

The clock book I ordered finally came in. It’s about time!

Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer?
Because he wanted frozen pop

These are rare!

These are rare!

Statistically: 1 in 7 dwarfs are grumpy.

John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.
Mary: Are you wearing it now?
John: Yup. Cost me four thousand dollars, though. But it's top of the line.
Mary: What kind is it?
John: Twelve-thirty.

What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?

Okay this is hilarious

Okay this is hilarious