Yooberz 🍤

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abc abc7la Follow ••• METRO abo Ride the D Ride the L.A. METRO'S D LINE MERCH GOES VIRAL AHEAD OF EXTENSION OPENING DATE

the only time ive ever been unironically jealous of the LA metro

I don't want to bend it like Beckham please don't make me

It is

If it looks like a penis it's probably a penis

Honestly if you like Firefly go watch Cowboy Bebop or Outlaw Star or Trigun or any of the other 90s sci Fi anime that joss whedon is shamelessly stealing bullshit from

good I hope every waking moment she is suffering

this hat feels so joyous

I know it's a vicious cycle but I can't help it!!

damn 4pm every day like clockwork my body goes into shutdown mode and I feel like if I don't nap I'll pass out oughh

Looks at you with my bright and smiling eyes

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im yooberz

It's funny because even though you're trying to attempt to give slop responses it's better than anything a shitty LLM could actually do

I thought the characters in sts2 were getting unique unlock requirements but they .. didn't

wiggles wiggles barks purrs makes an [incomprehensible noise]

Let's go to Dan flashes together

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I need scritches I think

sure

sniffing in the dust

:3

shifting into smile mode

paw

i am scared

I hate being unemployed but also I hate being employed

This has nothing to do with the specific content here, but Polymarket adopting the language of news, here with BREAKING, and with Texas election results earlier this week, is BAD. Polymarket is not and will never be a news org or break news. It's a betting app. It's Draft Kings for sociopaths.

what the fuck

anyone else nervous

your eyes are gorgeous