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LUTI 17: Players to Pick Each Other's Div "We took a lesson from Swiss, LUTI is going to seed itself," said Seeding Counselor.

LUTI 17: Players to Pick Each Other's Div
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#highdivsplatoon #lowdivsplatoon #midsplatoon #compsplatoon

21.02.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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Relive a classic PokΓ©mon adventure Immerse yourself in the adventure once again in PokΓ©mon FireRed and PokΓ©mon LeafGreen for Nintendo Switch!

BREAKING NEWS: Nintendo Announces Next Splatfest
It will be a rerun of the PokΓ©mon collaboration event from 2022.

www.nintendo.com/en-gb/Misc-/...

20.02.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"We Exist", Says Only Cishet Splatoon Player We interviewed the member and founder of "E for Everyone".

"We Exist", Says Only Cishet Splatoon Player
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20.02.2026 11:49 πŸ‘ 189 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

Hi Jordyn, please take a look at this post: bsky.app/profile/thes...

Everything still applies, you can send us a dm here on Bluesky so that we don't forget about you.

18.02.2026 08:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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SBA Academy Opens Signups for Spring Semester The prestigious school reopens signups for a limited time, looking for elite candidates

SBA Academy Opens Signups for Spring Semester
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16.02.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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Vicvillon's Autobomb Predicted 9/11, Sources Say New footage reveals the shocking discovery.

Vicvillon's Autobomb Predicted 9/11, Sources Say
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13.02.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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I made a comic for one of your articles! It was super funny:D keep making more!!

( sorry for the wall of text in the first one I don’t know how I could have made that shorter πŸ’”)

07.02.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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As FLUTI Nears, Thousands of Players Say Goodbye to Their Loved Ones "Farewell, my dear," whispers mother as child boards the ship.

As FLUTI Nears, Thousands of Players Say Goodbye to Their Loved Ones
thescallop.ink/article/flut...

07.02.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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ProChara Rebrands Following His Step Back From Professional Splatoon The popular Youtubist has updated his username to RetiredChara.

ProChara Rebrands Following His Step Back From Professional Splatoon
thescallop.ink/article/proc...
#highdivsplatoon #news

06.02.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Scallop Reaches 200 Followers on Bluesky "Yes, yes... We are almost there, 100 more to go," says editor with steepled fingers.

The Scallop Reaches 200 Followers on Bluesky
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04.02.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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SendouQT: Splatoon Dating Service We reviewed sendou.ink's much anticipated competitive dating feature.

SendouQT: Splatoon Dating Service
thescallop.ink/article/send...
#highdivsplatoon #compdating

03.02.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
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Splatoon 3 is Dead Nintendo has pretty much abandoned the game and will only introduce balancing patches.

Splatoon 3 is Dead
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#splatoon #splatoon3 #highdivsplatoon

29.01.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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No Mention of Side Order During Tomodachi Life Direct A crushing blow for those anticipating news about the DLC.

No Mention of Side Order During Tomodachi Life Direct
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29.01.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 163 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What’s new in the Splatoon 3 – Version 11.0.0 update? Check out the latest tweaks and additions included in the latest free update to Splatoon 3.

BREAKING NEWS: To no one's Surprise Version 11.0.0 does not Include Significant Changes
www.nintendo.com/en-gb/News/2...

27.01.2026 09:24 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This Weapon was Considered Useless, Now it's Meta. What Happened? Our analysts answer the question.

This Weapon was Considered Useless, Now it's Meta. What Happened?
thescallop.ink/article/this...
#highdivsplatoon

26.01.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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This Weapon was Considered Useless, Now it's Meta. What Happened? Our analysts answer the question.

This Weapon was Considered Useless, Now it's Meta. What Happened?
thescallop.ink/article/this...
#highdivsplatoon

25.01.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This Weapon was Considered Useless, Now it's Meta. What Happened? Our analysts answer the question.

This Weapon was Considered Useless, Now it's Meta. What Happened?
thescallop.ink/article/this...
#highdivsplatoon

24.01.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Scallop to Start Collaboration with sendou.ink The project aims to integrate The Scallop's news feed in sendou.ink, among other ideas.

The Scallop to Start Collaboration with sendou.ink
thescallop.ink/article/send...
#highdivsplatoon

23.01.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We are very flattered and thrilled at the community's positive reaction to The Scallop, and look forward to bringing you more quality information about everything Splatoon in the future.

You are welcome.

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23.01.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rest assured: we plan to experiment with opinion pieces, letters to the editors, and perhaps even recurring columnists. You can let us know about your interest by dm'ing us on Bluesky. However, it is still too soon to take concrete steps. We still need to find our voice.

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23.01.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A few people have expressed interest in collaborating with The Scallop. We were secretly hoping for this, but honestly didn't expect it so soon.

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23.01.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Dozens Drown in Tragic Paddling Pool 353 Accident "Osmotic pressure," says Rassicas.

BREAKING NEWS: Dozens Drown in Tragic Paddling Pool 353 Accident
thescallop.ink/article/padd...
#splatoon #splatoon3 #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon

21.01.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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Sendou.ink Launches Controversial Team Analyzer Feature Sendou.ink has added a brand new option to its website, the Sendou Team Analyser

Sendou.ink Launches Controversial Team Analyzer Feature
thescallop.ink/article/send...
#splatoon #splatoon3 #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon

21.01.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 130 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 6

An older version of the post had a typo: instead of saying "accurately", it said "accurate". Which is ironic.

17.01.2026 10:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Discord Implements Time Zones Everything you need to know about one of Discord's most requested features.

BREAKING NEWS: Discord Implements Time Zones
thescallop.ink/article/disc...

Check out our extensive research on the topic so that you can be ready for the new feature.

Here at The Scallop we do our best to bring you the news as quickly and accurately as it is possible for us.

17.01.2026 10:24 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Is Good Mental Necessary to Win? Lessons from Triton Cup 130 "Leave me the **** alone," says loser.

Is Good Mental Necessary to Win? Lessons from Triton Cup 130
thescallop.ink/article/is-g...
#splatoon3 #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon

17.01.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Nintendo Announces New Kits The company explicitly mentions "new weapon kits" in surprise tweet.

Nintendo Announces New Kits
thescallop.ink/article/nint...
#splatoon #splatoon3 #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon #3rdkits

12.01.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Team Solo Came First, Haha Funny White Ink Rolls Eyes This journalist is contractually obligated to make jokes about this.

Team Solo Came First, Haha Funny White Ink Rolls Eyes
thescallop.ink/article/fros...
#splatoon #splatoon3 #frostyfest

12.01.2026 07:39 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mystery Trio Currently Performing in Splatsville Revealed to be Deep Cut The mysterious masked singers have been unmasked by our reporting.

Mystery Trio Currently Performing in Splatsville Revealed to be Deep Cut
thescallop.ink/article/myst...
#splatoon #splatoon3 #splatfest #frostyfest #highdivsplatoon #compsplatoon

11.01.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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FrostyFest: All Matches are Mirror Matches, Report Says Players from teams Wisdom, Money, and White Chocolate are only playing against each other.

FrostyFest: All Matches are Mirror Matches, Report Says
thescallop.ink/article/fros...
#splatoon #splatoon3 #splatfest #frostyfest #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon

10.01.2026 15:14 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0