World Anti-Doping Agency responds to penis injection claims at the Winter Olympics In ski jumping, a small difference in suit size can make a significant difference in an athlete's performance.

They skipped this part in the Eddy the Eagle film

www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/wor...

Beaut run 🌞

World class colab, inspired stuff

😬

Matcha lattes are the wild west

Firework?

The kind of thing PE people say when only AUM growth matters.

Using AI for investment decisions... but making most payments by check...

Tells you a lot about how tech is adopted in FOs.

Feel like this is a weakly constructed survey. There's no way the main driver of a jurisdiction move is cybersecurity.

That's alot

Big day for peelers

Big turn off apparently.

"I don't think we've ever seen the concentration of economic risk and opportunity in a single investment theme"

UBS weighs options after Swiss regulator calls for $27B capital raise Zurich said the bank would need to raise billions in fresh capital to support its US operations.

Merger went well...
www.semafor.com/article/06/1...

Imagine being an emerging manager going out to pitch LPs an 18yr expected fund life

How do companies react to geoeconomic pressures? Geoeconomics, the interplay of geopolitics and economics, has become the main driving force in global markets in 2025.

open.substack.com/pub/klemento...

"Using large language models, the researchers read more than 364,000 earnings call transcripts between 2008 and 2025, as well as some 200,000 analyst reports from sell-side research houses and looked at how businesses and analysts discussed these geoeconomic pressures and how they reacted to them."

Some plant shops feel magical 🪄

Screendoor Blog | Treat Your LPAC as People, Not Just as Investors

Sometimes LPs are human, other times...
www.screendoor.co/blog/treat-y...

Hedge-Fund Stars Are Making So Much Now That They Are Hiring Agents Ryan Walsh is representing stock pickers and bond traders in multimillion-dollar contract negotiations.

“Being a star means you’ve succeeded in convincing everybody that you’re a star.” 🎥
www.wsj.com/finance/inve...

Family Office Reports Goldman and Citi both recently released their annual Family Office reports.

"Geographic diversification, Gold and US Treasuries are how Families are positioning for tail events. I read this as, most Family Offices are not worried about a tail event."

offthecharts.substack.com/p/family-off...

This WSJ report may come as a surprise to those who felt that an influx of cash from money market funds was behind this month’s rally in both stocks and bonds.
While average returns on money market accounts have slipped lately, yields remain elevated by recent standards — appealing to many investors

VC Bench - AI Model Performance Leaderboard Benchmark and compare AI model performance on VC functionalities

www.vcbench.com

arxiv.org/abs/2509.14448

Caught some nice light

Importing European style governance should be tariffed

iPaladin Has Sued Orca, Alleging Patent Infringement After months of tangling over the venue and efforts to dismiss the case, the two companies failed to resolve the dispute in mediation last week.

Wealthtech drama. From the outside looks weak from iPaladin, litigating rather than competing and innovating.

www.modus.news/ipaladin-has...

I think Marie likes the new treats

An interesting study on biotech failure: open.substack.com/pub/age1/p/a...