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Justice Dept. employee charged in child pornography case Timothy Parsons, a legal staffer at the U.S. Attorney's Office in Washington, D.C., is facing federal criminal charges in Maryland, where he lives, three sources said.

A Confederacy of Pedophiles.

www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/jus...

06.03.2026 01:59 👍 23 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

The concerning background:

-CEO of the Thiel Foundation
-Managing Director at Thiel Capital
-Managing Director of Clarium Capital (hedge fund led by Peter Thiel)
-Managing Director of Mithril Capital Management (VC fund founded by Peter Thiel that funds Palantir)
-Co-founder of the Thiel Fellowship

03.03.2026 17:32 👍 410 🔁 256 💬 21 📌 10
David Sacks 

Whoops

How Jeffrey Epstein Used Reid Hoffman to Court Silicon Valley's Elite

Emails suggest a closer and longer relationship than previously known between the LinkedIn founder and the disgraced financier.

Reid Hoffman, co-founder of LinkedIn. Photographer: Jason Alden/Bloomberg

By Biz Carson and Rebecca Torrence

Whitney Webb

got anything to say about how your boy peter thiel tried to form a secret society with epstein and how epstein pumped tens of millions into his VC ventures or how epstein and thiel fiunanced ehud barak's pet project carbyne, which now has put numerous US 911 call systems under the control of a foreign company?

David Sacks Whoops How Jeffrey Epstein Used Reid Hoffman to Court Silicon Valley's Elite Emails suggest a closer and longer relationship than previously known between the LinkedIn founder and the disgraced financier. Reid Hoffman, co-founder of LinkedIn. Photographer: Jason Alden/Bloomberg By Biz Carson and Rebecca Torrence Whitney Webb got anything to say about how your boy peter thiel tried to form a secret society with epstein and how epstein pumped tens of millions into his VC ventures or how epstein and thiel fiunanced ehud barak's pet project carbyne, which now has put numerous US 911 call systems under the control of a foreign company?

05.03.2026 17:22 👍 17 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 2

This would have been so much better than Age of Disclosure.

06.03.2026 01:25 👍 37 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0

Sick.

06.03.2026 01:10 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Sekret Machines - Original Documentary Trailer
Sekret Machines - Original Documentary Trailer YouTube video by What It Means To Be Human

This is hard to find!

The original trailer for ‘Sekret Machines’.

This film was never completed but morphed into ‘Unidentified: Inside America's UFO Investigation’.

youtu.be/Zyee8fhDQNo

06.03.2026 01:09 👍 27 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 1
UNCLASSIFIED// FOUO
31E-NY-3027571
(U// FOUO)
atinuation of FD-302 of
Interview
#2
(PROTECT SOURCE)
. On
08/07/2019
, Page
8
of 10
tomboy)・
could not recall the identities of the other individuals
present; however, they all exited when TRUMP asked everyone to leave the room. TRUMP mentioned something to the effect of, "Let me teach you how little girls are supposed to be." TRUMP unzipped his pants and put head, "down to his penis". , "bit the shit out of it." TRUMP struck and said words to the effect of, "get this little bitch the hell out of here." advised she bit TRUMP's penis because he disgusted her. "He had
money, it reeked off of him." At that point, people reentered the room no further information provided).
recalled a blond beautiful woman
approaching her at some point that day after her interaction with TRUMP.
The woman said, "let me give you a tip little girl about your breasts, wear a bra every night." Those words have stayed with her throughout the years.
got the feeling the relationship between EPSTEIN and TRUMP included a
certain amount of jealousy. She thought TRUMP appeared jealous of EPSTEIN, but at some point, they ended up on level playing fields. TRUMP and EPSTEIN sometimes used the terms "fresh meat", "untainted" and "not jaded" while referring to girls. At the time she heard it,
did not understand the
term "not jaded". She subsequently looked up the word "jaded".
stated
she had two additional interactions with TRUMP, but she asked that the interview move on to a different subject for the time being.

UNCLASSIFIED// FOUO 31E-NY-3027571 (U// FOUO) atinuation of FD-302 of Interview #2 (PROTECT SOURCE) . On 08/07/2019 , Page 8 of 10 tomboy)・ could not recall the identities of the other individuals present; however, they all exited when TRUMP asked everyone to leave the room. TRUMP mentioned something to the effect of, "Let me teach you how little girls are supposed to be." TRUMP unzipped his pants and put head, "down to his penis". , "bit the shit out of it." TRUMP struck and said words to the effect of, "get this little bitch the hell out of here." advised she bit TRUMP's penis because he disgusted her. "He had money, it reeked off of him." At that point, people reentered the room no further information provided). recalled a blond beautiful woman approaching her at some point that day after her interaction with TRUMP. The woman said, "let me give you a tip little girl about your breasts, wear a bra every night." Those words have stayed with her throughout the years. got the feeling the relationship between EPSTEIN and TRUMP included a certain amount of jealousy. She thought TRUMP appeared jealous of EPSTEIN, but at some point, they ended up on level playing fields. TRUMP and EPSTEIN sometimes used the terms "fresh meat", "untainted" and "not jaded" while referring to girls. At the time she heard it, did not understand the term "not jaded". She subsequently looked up the word "jaded". stated she had two additional interactions with TRUMP, but she asked that the interview move on to a different subject for the time being.

New Trump-Epstein FBI 302’s just dropped.

More credible testimony that a child tried to bite our president’s penis off as he attempted to rape her.

What the fuck are we even doing.

www.reddit.com/r/Epstein/s/...

06.03.2026 01:08 👍 36 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 0

I consider it memorialized pretty well by Trey and Matt.

06.03.2026 00:42 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kristi Noem will be remembered for murdering US citizens and her face melting off in a South Park episode.

05.03.2026 23:58 👍 46 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0
John Greenewald, Jr. @theblackvault
Feb 26
I don't pretend to understand the crypto space, but many keep asking me about $vault (CA
ABg98fd88219wvVfZm76FFNXRqhs5S47vtQWTodQwW8
P). Instead of spamming my threads asking or pushing it, there is a community set up (by others) about it: xcancel.com/i/communities/20264358...

John Greenewald, Jr. @theblackvault Feb 26 I don't pretend to understand the crypto space, but many keep asking me about $vault (CA ABg98fd88219wvVfZm76FFNXRqhs5S47vtQWTodQwW8 P). Instead of spamming my threads asking or pushing it, there is a community set up (by others) about it: xcancel.com/i/communities/20264358...

The Black Vault launched a shitcoin.

At least we’ve got that going for us.

#ufosky

05.03.2026 01:11 👍 35 🔁 1 💬 12 📌 0

I’m sure Pete Hegseth’s military framing the US-Israeli slaughter of 180 Iranian girls as a divine prelude to Armageddon is totally unrelated to Gaza genocide architect Peter Thiel ranting about the Antichrist.

04.03.2026 02:11 👍 67 🔁 13 💬 5 📌 0

There’s a lot of that going around these days.

05.03.2026 00:54 👍 36 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0
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FBI Joins Search for Missing Air Force UFO Research Chief The FBI is assisting in the search for retired Maj. Gen. William McCasland, a former Air Force lab chief tied to UFO research.

McCasland washed his hands of the UFO topic after he was revealed to be one of Tom DeLonge’s advisors in the Podesta email hack.

Then Thiel and his boy toys hijacked the movement, Trump is the “Disclosure President,” and now the FBI is searching for McCasland.

The fuck.

lamag.com/crimeinla/fb...

05.03.2026 00:48 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Bananas.

05.03.2026 00:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This shit is crazy.

05.03.2026 00:32 👍 27 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0

I don’t know, these people are dumb as fuck.

04.03.2026 04:11 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
News
Online
Associated Press Will Provide Election Data to Kalshi Ahead of 2026
Midterms
Last Updated on March 3, 2026

News Online Associated Press Will Provide Election Data to Kalshi Ahead of 2026 Midterms Last Updated on March 3, 2026

How the fuck is this legal?

casinobeats.com/2026/03/03/a...

04.03.2026 03:42 👍 27 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck yes.

04.03.2026 03:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t wait to see Tim Burchett not vote against the “war pigs” he’s been promising to hold accountable.

04.03.2026 03:02 👍 38 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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FBI raids apartment of election betting site Polymarket's CEO and seizes cellphone, source says The FBI raided Shayne Coplan’s home after the website's election betting market controversially predicted Donald Trump's win.

www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...

04.03.2026 02:22 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

More of this, please.

04.03.2026 02:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m sure Pete Hegseth’s military framing the US-Israeli slaughter of 180 Iranian girls as a divine prelude to Armageddon is totally unrelated to Gaza genocide architect Peter Thiel ranting about the Antichrist.

04.03.2026 02:11 👍 67 🔁 13 💬 5 📌 0
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Who is William Neil McCasland? Ex-US general linked to UFO research missing McCasland was last seen on February 27, 2026, at approximately 11 a.m. in the area of Quail Run Court NE, Albuquerque.

Newsweek is reporting on McCasland's disappearance in the context of his advisory role to Tom DeLonge.

www.newsweek.com/who-is-willi...

03.03.2026 15:01 👍 45 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 0
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Living near nuclear power plants is associated with higher cancer mortality, national US study reports A nationwide ecological study of US counties from 2000 to 2018 found that greater proximity to operational nuclear power plants was associated with higher cancer mortality rates, particularly among ad...

Living near nuclear power plants is associated with higher cancer mortality, national US study reports - www.news-medical.net/news/2026030...

02.03.2026 22:28 👍 70 🔁 29 💬 24 📌 5

Who’s that?

03.03.2026 00:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dr. Diane Powell, Alex Klokus, Dean Radin, and Peter Thiel are all in the Epstein files, and it's all related to funding.

The UFO/Psi community is subsidized by pedophiles.

03.02.2026 22:26 👍 50 🔁 10 💬 6 📌 2
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Deepak Chopra reached out to Epstein to solicit funding for Dr. Diane Hennacy Powell's telepathy experiments with autistic children, which eventually became the Telepathy Tapes.

03.02.2026 22:07 👍 104 🔁 34 💬 10 📌 12

And Hillary being asked about it. Weird timing.

03.03.2026 00:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kind of feels like the Trump administration is falling apart.

02.03.2026 23:12 👍 34 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0
Hi Liz, this all sounds pretty wild but just isn't true.

I don't live in Silicon Valley (honestly hate the place), I never said my political network would get this done (?), and Erebor's bank charter application was not approved rapidly.

The Comptroller is supposed to approve or deny applications within 120 days.  I don't want to give them too hard a time, but they didn't meet their own deadline despite Erebor submitting probably the most conservative bank application in decades.  The whole point is to have extremely conservative loan to deposit ratios/underwriting and be the last bank standing in any sort of systemic collapse.

I was under the impression this would align with your ideals, given what you have said during Senate Banking Committee hearings.  Big fan of your book The Two-Income Trap, btw.  I look forward to working with you.
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Elizabeth Warren

@SenWarren
·
Feb 27
Trump Grifting 101
Step 1: Silicon Valley Billionaire donates to the Trump campaign
 
Step 2: Raises funds for a new bank promising his "political network" will get it done
 
Step 3: Submits bank charter

Step 4: Gets it approved rapidly + celebrates with Trump's bank regulator:

Hi Liz, this all sounds pretty wild but just isn't true. I don't live in Silicon Valley (honestly hate the place), I never said my political network would get this done (?), and Erebor's bank charter application was not approved rapidly. The Comptroller is supposed to approve or deny applications within 120 days. I don't want to give them too hard a time, but they didn't meet their own deadline despite Erebor submitting probably the most conservative bank application in decades. The whole point is to have extremely conservative loan to deposit ratios/underwriting and be the last bank standing in any sort of systemic collapse. I was under the impression this would align with your ideals, given what you have said during Senate Banking Committee hearings. Big fan of your book The Two-Income Trap, btw. I look forward to working with you. Quote Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren · Feb 27 Trump Grifting 101 Step 1: Silicon Valley Billionaire donates to the Trump campaign Step 2: Raises funds for a new bank promising his "political network" will get it done Step 3: Submits bank charter Step 4: Gets it approved rapidly + celebrates with Trump's bank regulator:

Palmer sounds a bit worried.

02.03.2026 23:01 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0