Colin

There are tons of great wrestling related bars but “I slayed emcees back in the rec room era/My style broke motherfuckin backs like Ken Patera” from Liquid Swords is up there.

With the numbers on both sides it’s gonna be the Spider-Man meme

LUDACRIS: Oh hellll naw, I didn’t sign up for this.

DOM: Even for the chance to manipulate the oil market?

LUDACRIS: Assalamu-Alaikum bitchessssssss!!!!

*DRAMATIZATION MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED*

Hey hey, Knocked Up is awesome. I agree otherwise.

Hear me out: they bring in Tony Ferguson

+1 for the Sick Nick reference.

“Put me through the table” Brian Danielson whispers extremely loudly as MJF and Hangman brawl around him.

#AEWDynamite

Bailey is flowing beautifully in this match.

#AEWDynamite

Prototheme is such an absolute heater of a walkout track.

#AEWDynamite

“Couple times? There some Easter Eggs you missed the first time around?”

SAN JOSE UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT

#AEWDynamite

Brian Danielson looking like he’s ready for parent/teacher night.

#AEWDynamite

That’s my lawyer!

The Ace of AEW. Without question.

Sean Strickland frantically texting Dana to ask if the shooting range includes live targets.

Wait there isn’t already

I know of at least four separate couples that did their bachelor/bachelorette parties within Canada in the last year and a half rather then travel to the US, even if the destination was a Dem state.

Even if The Thing We All Want happens tomorrow it doesn’t matter, we aren’t coming back.

CANDY BARRRRRRRS

The inclusion of ‘buddy’ overcomplicates things IMO.

“Hey, shut up” works better.

“I have tape. To show.”

They’re plotting

I think a series finale where forgiveness or redemption play into it will make people riot. That’s like the only thing they can that fans will hate.

Do not give me a Homelander redemption arc for the love of god.

“When constructed The Spruce Moose will be the most magnificent aircraft America has ever seen. Just look at it, isn’t it incredible?”

The free market at work

holy shit

BREAKING: Steven Spielberg to remake Saving Private Ryan under the working title Guy At Things Like This Gets Lost.

I mean, I guess but I don’t think it’s that much of a stretch because they established that Marie was still learning her abilities. Not unreasonable to think they extend to manipulating cells on a healing as well as destructive level.

I think the reason Gen V went that route (which I personally loved) is because the loss of Chance Perdomo forced them to rethink their season and they wanted to write a goodbye letter to him.

I guess Merab was right when he said no Eastern Europe cats were gonna be on the card. No female champs, no Khamzat, fuck it just make Steve Garcia vs Diego Lopes the main event.