Instructions I give my barber:
“If I had a job interview, I would definitely want to be able to land the job. But I am totally OK with being thought of as the office hipster once that happens.”
So he stabs himself in the hand to prove he's faithful and just drops the line, "Our Enemies do not value Human Life, Money is their God. If you really want to hurt them, target their Economy".
...Fuck. I really would have preferred if we hadn't proved him right.
I find myself thinking of an old TV show. There's a scene with a bunch of leaders of terrorist cells strategizing their next move. One of them is being made fun of, even accused of being unfaithful to the cause, because his proposed attack is centered around economic impact and not body count. /1
That’s not entirely fair, we also have the goal of giving juicy contracts to drone companies owned by Trump’s Sons.
lol, Based if True. :P
Thank ye.
I get being tired of voting for the lesser evil, and I would’ve voted for Crockett if I lived in Texas.
This isn’t a case of lesser evil, Talarico is a good guy. Maybe not as good, but he has lots of pros too. Like how his very existence flips a few major GOP talking points on their head.
Democrats and religion are like Liberals and guns. Of course they have them too, they just don’t make it their whole personality.
Two stuffed toys posed in an accusing manner. Caption reads “I beg your finest fucking pardon?”
Beaker from the Muppets looking shocked. The caption reads “Fuck, I don’t even have a meme for this.”
It always amazes me how it never occurs these people that if Jesus did come back to earth over a war in the Middle East, it would be to slap everyone in the back of the head and tell them to stop.
It amazes me how it never occurs to any of these people that even if Jesus were to come back, it might be for the specific reason of telling them they are being dicks.
I like Crockett, if I lived in Texas, I probably would’ve voted for her. We certainly could use more fighters in Congress.
But come on, don’t pretend Talarico doesn’t have his good points and this is one of them. He takes what is largely the biggest weapon of the enemy and uses it against them.
I’ll save y’all some time.
The Pentagon will acknowledge it once in a while they see something on a radar screen that they can’t immediately identify. That’s it.
Septum Piercing Theory is the idea that conservative men hate septum piercings on women because they prove she’s over the age of 18.
I would point out that logically this would infer that conservative men hate anything about a woman that implies she’s over 18 - but that’s true too.
Did you mean Pwide and Pwejudis?
I use the terms "Significant Other" and "Offspring" to refer to my family members, not out of wokeness but out of paranoia about my privacy.
I am relatively woke in my personal life, but online our pronouns are "Show Me a Warrant or Fuck Off". And even then I'm checking.
The thing is, that school building was a command center for the revolutionary guard about a decade ago. So, allegedly, when the human operator told Claude to ignore that building Claude ignored the human operator and did the attack anyway.
Terminator and Idiocracy at the same time. Great.
Oh sweet, man-made horrors beyond our comprehension!
You know that elementary school we hit to start the war?
Pretty much all Claude. Allegedly- We fed the data to it, then let it pick the targets, then a human operator was supposed to edit, then we let Claude control the missiles and drones. /1
And that’s exactly what happened, though to be fair it did surprise me that it also showed up so fucking stupid.
If you’ll recall, if this weeks of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars seem to go great too.
There’s a joke going around. “The biggest difference between Trump and Hitler is that some of the people around Hitler actually knew how to build a car.”
A cute little cartoon rabbit in medieval clothing with a book and a teapot saying “Born to Dilly Dally, Forced to Fight Fascists”.
History has very clearly shown that even if you do give the fascists a bit of a spanking, if you let them off easy afterwards, they just try to take over your country in a couple years. You have to come down on them hard.
I mean, it’s the Evangelical Right. If the facts prove them wrong about something, they double down.
Oh, I just checked again. Looks like they’ve only actually counted about 2/3 of votes and I may have been a tad premature. Talarico is winning at the moment but it’s considered too close to call yet by locals.
My point still stands if Tal wins.
I wouldn’t call that clean, about 52 to 47, but yeah.
I mean, if I lived in Texas, I probably would’ve voted Crockett and I do think a fighter is pretty appropriate for this time but I’m not going to pretend Talarico doesn’t have his good points.
I wish that were true. Someone else put it, if this was gonna cut a billionaires wealth in half they would have to take all of their money out of the banks so it couldn’t even acquire interest and even then it would take 14 years.
Don’t talk shit about my boy Scrooge McDuck that way. Scrooge actually cared about his family and had a respectable career as a gentleman adventurer before his billions. Don’t associate him with these billionaires.
We told them the first time that history very clearly shows that when fascists try to take over your country you have to come down on them hard even if they happen to fail, otherwise they just try again in a couple years.
