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Lionel Road next to Brentford’s stadium

Messi must be devastated he never got to play for Brentford; they even named the road after him!

forget brat summer, it's time for U spring

two from the one from the one to the three

say the line oomfies

people who talk about "paris syndrome" just don't like trains

box scores and basic stats dictate how we feel about teams. people quote xG without knowing what it means. we hold players to unnecessarily high standards. I'm exhausted.

it has nothing to do with the actual play on the pitch, but it's now this thing that we are all parasocially attached to. I'm guilty of this a couple times too, but it feels like just another way that critical engagement with the sport has evaporated.

now, it feels like the narrative is set. next time Man U go 3 wins in a row, everyone will not be talking about how they're in form and (ideally) playing well, but rather they're 2 wins away from Ilett getting a haircut.

after the West Ham game, most of the talk I saw in group chats and socials wasn't about how the game went, but rather how long Frank Ilett would have to wait for another opportunity to cut his hair.

the obsession with The United Strand's wait for a haircut exposes everything wrong with the state of chronically online football discourse 🧵

what does Sonic say when he rides the metropolitan line?

gotta go semifast

New TOC just dropped:

Great Great Greater West Northern Western Northwestern South Western c Northern Northeastern London Thames Southern Southeastern East London Railway Midlands Midlands Railway Anglia 2 Railway Trains link c (doing business as British Rail)

The most important video I've ever made.

As I move onto pastures new, a chat about how Bay Area transit has been improving, and how the region's unmatched culture and youth engagement played a role in making me the advocate I am now.

Bay Area, thanks for everything. <3

I still don’t know what an em dash is used for

nothing makes me feel crazier than seeing hrt for cis men being advertised on the tube while it is borderline impossible for trans people to get the same

"British rail travel is so expensive" WRONG. you've gotta think of it in terms of net spend after delay repay

Northbound Jubilee Line train departs Baker Street

baked

"Metro SubwayLink" contains all the letters of Baltimore

thank you

I can't wait to test my brand new national rail departure board! I can't wait for it to show me all the trains in the UK running today!!

Shows the shortcut for interrupting the Jupyter kernal as I, I; which is also the name of a Bon Iver album

Jupyter really likes Bon Iver

The 2026 World Cup is the first time that all the first 5 nations in Yakko's World qualified

why on earth is my computer speaking ithkuil

we really need a new term for "inverse document frequency"

1. I didn't ask
2. You can't actually adjust the settings

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