Not Ralph Malph

His skills as a special government employee are badly needed at the Shield of the Americas.

Sometimes he says dumb things but they were just misspokes.

Less qualified? He has an associate’s degree in construction technology, he is a certified plumber, AND he was an MMA fighter.

Kristi Noem was South Dakota Snow Queen, and finished her college degree with college intern credits she earned by being a Member of Congress.

Not sure who wins that one.

Every mass bombing campaign in the history of war has caused huge civilian casualties. We call it precision bombing but they’re not that accurate.

That doesn’t make it right. On the contrary, doing this without a good reason is immoral and illegal.

But it was a given when Trump decided to do it.

I heard Markwayne Mullins is being appointed DHS secretary, but that must have been a misspoke.

I think the quote she was looking for was “You want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.”

Shoes ‘til we lose

What would you like Democrats to do? They don’t have enough votes to impeach her.

When most of the House is Republican, this is all we’ve got.

Is Zohran Mamdani the same as Ayatollah Khamenei because they’re both Muslim? Is Bernie Sanders the same as Benjamin Netanyahu because they’re both Jewish?

It’s obvious he has worked hard to prepare for this job. He spent half an hour preparing his eyebrow for this picture.

That is a great way to ensure that no country in the world will ever be willing to host a US military base.

This is like saying the attack on Pearl Harbor was not an act of war because it was intended to defend against US interference with Japan’s Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere.

Once the missile interceptors run out, I predict the US will decide the only remaining option is ground forces in Iran to remove the regime and stop the missile attacks.

They are not conservatives in any way.

It’s not a war. It’s a special military operation.

Operation Epstein Fury

He will show up and talk about how many votes he got in the states they came from.

Only the more knowledgeable MAGA’s will recall Booker T Washington as the leader of Booker T and the MG’s.

That earns you a block.

There is no recall for members of Congress. You have to vote them out at their next election.

Salman Rushdie wrote a book that led Ayatollah Khomeini to issue a fatwa that resulted in a near assassination 34 years later. It seems likely that the assassination of Khamanei will lead to a similar fatwa. Does Donald Trump understand the consequences of his actions for himself and his family?

He needs it to remember what country he’s President of. He has another one that says Россия.

Fortunately the western world doesn’t have any extremists or autocrats.

Operation Micro Penis

Seems like he has one or two lawyers working for him who he could ask about this.

And that’s not the way it is anymore.

Her age? She’s younger than both Trump and Biden.

I’m guessing a CIA operation gone very wrong.