What about... Here me out guys. Clint Eastwood and orangutan?

They could get into some great comic hijinx trying to avoid killer death drones. Who needs CB trucker slang when you need to jam the controls of a drone?

Well now I am confused, given that these people are "Everyday is opposite day."

Still pretty sure a golf course in Florida would be way more of a target.

That said I do wonder about El Segundo.

Just like climate change. Why force Americans to make a change when you can pass it off to future generations?

Why risk political suicide when you can just pass it off to the future.

Heartbreaking? Doubtful.

No you don't! Suffer a stiff neck like the rest of us!

Seriously never thought of this. I'll try this next time. I usually just swear I'll pack a pillow but never do.

Superior famously requires your passport when you purchase Carne Asada meat.

When I saw this level of ass-kissing on other leaders, I just cringed. Now I cringe AND feel shame.

Man John Legend aging kind of weird.

Never heard of her until now. The Wikipedia article paints a really cool character though. I am going to have to dig further into her.

I love contrasting people, she was rough and rowdy but apparently was really good with kids. Probably because she was a genuine person. Kids seem to know.

Yep. Our Prius is getting old. We have been looking at what's available for smaller vehicles.

It's a Prius or some crossover that loses fuel efficiency and has similar interior space.

We can't do EVs as our apartment management doesn't want to invest in chargers (even though we're in L.A.)

I honestly expected fuel efficient smaller cars to be way more popular than they are.

But between marketing and cheap gas, huge head poppers are the norm.

One other advantage of a small vehicle is a small tank. I don't worry about finding the best deal. 50c savings isn't much for 8 gallons.

We planned this ahead, but we schedule a MetroLink day with our car-happy friends this weekend as part of my wife's birthday. And already a friend was like, "well guess it's time to learn the train system here."

I feel like many American kids of central European roots grew up with some combination of sausage, potato, and cabbage.

When I moved out of the house it was the first meal I leared to cook since it's cheap, simple, and delicious.

I want to say a snarky comment of, good thing I drive a Prius.

But a Prius can't haul 40,000 pounds of food cross country.

Enthusiastic Consent gets in the way of their kinks.

Guy sounds like someone who needs his friends to hold him back at the Waffle House parking lot because the friends know he will get his ass kicked.

Or how to get a donkey down a minaret.

One was built by a bunch of nerds, the other is mad at a bunch of nerds.

(obvious joke) I don't believe you. You had to have flipped the side that holds the drawer at least once. That no matter how much you squint at the tiny picture and make sure the holes go in the the right direction you still flipped it and didn't realize it until you tried to fit the rest of it.

There was a huge moral panic when some people lied that RPG games made a kid commit suicide. But yeah, actual harm and sucide that can be prevented? Total Yawn-fest man.

Said it on YouTube - but re-reading Jingo now. Don't know what world events is making me worry? Anyone know what is going on that would make Jingo relevant again?

(I read it a half a dozen times around 2003 to ~2005. Again some weird world event happened.)

Pac-Man took Ms. Pac-Man's fame and reviews of "It's a much better game" to heart.

I wish blatant lies had consequences.

Drawing of a pastry saying I AM SALT BREAD!

I live in a Korean neighborhood and they sell them here.

Fair warning they seem sentient and out to hug you.

You forgot Bulgogi Tacos!

The fate of NFTs was what I thought Bitcoins fate was going to be. A quick cash grab and crash. Hence why I sold the ~50 I had mined when it hit $100.

I think about that anytime I grumble about work.

Given that everything is a lie with this man. We must be already running low?

I just learned about Seymour's grandfather.

When I saw the cabbage my immediate reaction was, "Feed me, Seymour!"

These fucks really think it's a video game. Heat up some Pizza Rolls, play some matches, and then call it a day when you're bored.

When they changed the line from Purple to D I made a cranky remark and my wife was like, "What are you talking about? You can tell people you ride the D all the time."

My wife usually "just tolerates" my sophomoric jokes, but for a rare moment she went down to my level.