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@marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com

Former Wizards & Warriors 3 speed runner Dev for Midwest Speedfest

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Dude wants his money for nothing

13.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't know who needs to hear this but..

13.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My kids play to win

11.03.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Actually I'm on Onlydans

06.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oengus Oengus is a free tool to manage your speedrunning marathons from submissions to schedule, available as a hosted service.

We are excited to share the Midwest Speedfest 2026 schedule!
ong.run/mwsf2026/sch...

The marathon kicks off at 9:30am CT on April 17th as part of @vgmcon.bsky.social!

Which runs are you most looking forward to?

01.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 11

She usually refuses to go to Dairy Queen! She's too snobby for it!

28.02.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

They should make a game that combines Final Fantasy X and Persona, then make it super duper French, and also let you have Shadowheart from BG3 as a playable character.

Someone should make that game.

27.02.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black shirt is looking at the camera ALT: a man in a black shirt is looking at the camera

Oh shi..

27.02.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses and a t-shirt that says i 'm having a good time ... not ALT: a man wearing glasses and a t-shirt that says i 'm having a good time ... not

I'm trying to eat in peace while my kids play at the playplace and this rando lady won't stop talking to me about covid shot conspiracies. I'm several tables away and she's just shouting covid shot death nonsense at me

27.02.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
A chart that shows the number of Google searches for each PokΓ©mon.

The text says:

In honor of PokΓ©mon Day, ACE.com, the free-to-play social gaming website, has analyzed PokΓ©mon-related Google search data across the United States over the last 36 months to determine fans' favorite characters.
Rank
Name
Generation
Monthly searches
1
Pikachu
Generation 1
685,100
2
Flamigo
Generation 9
374,600
3
Charizard
Generation 1
310,900
4
Charmeleon
Generation 1
250,400
5
Squirtle
Generation 1
215,800
6
Eevee
Generation 1
214,500
7
Mewtwo
Generation 1
209,100
8
Snorlax
Generation 1
207,600
9
Gengar
Generation 1
192,100
10
Ditto
Generation 1
175,500
11
Bulbasaur
Generation 1
171,600
12
Charmander
Generation 1
169,400
13
Grafaiai
Generation 9
166,900
14
Gardevoir
Generation 3
149,800
15
Lopunny
Generation 4
144,900

A chart that shows the number of Google searches for each PokΓ©mon. The text says: In honor of PokΓ©mon Day, ACE.com, the free-to-play social gaming website, has analyzed PokΓ©mon-related Google search data across the United States over the last 36 months to determine fans' favorite characters. Rank Name Generation Monthly searches 1 Pikachu Generation 1 685,100 2 Flamigo Generation 9 374,600 3 Charizard Generation 1 310,900 4 Charmeleon Generation 1 250,400 5 Squirtle Generation 1 215,800 6 Eevee Generation 1 214,500 7 Mewtwo Generation 1 209,100 8 Snorlax Generation 1 207,600 9 Gengar Generation 1 192,100 10 Ditto Generation 1 175,500 11 Bulbasaur Generation 1 171,600 12 Charmander Generation 1 169,400 13 Grafaiai Generation 9 166,900 14 Gardevoir Generation 3 149,800 15 Lopunny Generation 4 144,900

β€œHey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling β€˜Flamingo’ on Google?”

β€œDon’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”

25.02.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 4983 πŸ” 1741 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 170

Today my 4 year old got incredibly mad at me because cars have brake lights and not break lights

25.02.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She's so confident for someone who once won her district by six votes

24.02.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol true

23.02.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am a lucky man

22.02.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A list of noises a noise machine can make. Option #3 is "Brown Noise"

A list of noises a noise machine can make. Option #3 is "Brown Noise"

Got this noise machine to help my kids sleep.

Honestly worried about option #3

21.02.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They are not good, but they are better than the pizza.

21.02.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm too busy stealing my wife's hot wings while she's reading Bluesky

21.02.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A dialog prompt stating "Unable to load server time. Please check your network connection." The choices are yes, and no.

A dialog prompt stating "Unable to load server time. Please check your network connection." The choices are yes, and no.

... yes?

21.02.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A medium sized German pointer mix who walked about 4 feet outside in the snow before giving up and coming back inside.

A medium sized German pointer mix who walked about 4 feet outside in the snow before giving up and coming back inside.

It snowed and my dog made it exactly this far before deciding to come back inside

21.02.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You're right, we really should let @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social do it every time.

19.02.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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FYI @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social it's your turn now

19.02.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Where is the fuck off button?

18.02.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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POV: Your daughters have commandeered your music algorithm

17.02.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man Discord, what the hell are you doing?

14.02.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

139 changed, 1,121 additions, 2,326 deletions :)

I deleted two entire projects and collapsed everything down into one. Moved from Blazor server/WASM with interactive auto rendering back to only Blazor Server (with a sane lifecycle)

Then like, 4 more commits fixing things I broke doing that.

12.02.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also you love to see it :)

12.02.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I spent hours today refactoring the Midwest Speedfest website with the express goal of making it look exactly the same 😎

The code is a lot better though

12.02.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Discord is terrible.

Discord is terrible.

Discord

10.02.2026 09:10 πŸ‘ 3558 πŸ” 1506 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 8

I'm starting to think the Puppy Bowl is rigged y'all

09.02.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This has got to be one of the best boss intro dialogues of all time

@tommyill.bsky.social doesn't miss lmao

08.02.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0