"stop or my mom will shoot"

you come into my home and try to fuck with me and my family? ok pally, this is the last thing you see before I blow you away.

@mysticat.live congrats on releasing Bobo! didn't know it was getting published by GrandPooBear!

A bright red cardinal sits on top of the Sideview mirror of a car

The Cardinal jumps down to look at himself in the mirror

The cardinal begins furiously attacking his reflection in the mirror

“Look at that bird”

A Play In Three Acts

'eeeey, we're walking here! This month's JUST KING THINGS Bonus Ep is out for Patreon supporters, who can hear us discuss the film's real mixed bag of great performances and shoestring production that is 2025's adaptation of THE LONG WALK: www.patreon.com/posts/just-k...

i mean my heart was beating just watching that, fwiw

After conquering the Crime Novel in 2014, Stephen King went retro and produced a new horror classic melding the nostalgia of the Saturday Evening Post with the cosmic bleakness of Lovecraft. It's called REVIVAL and we talk about it on the latest JUST KING THINGS: rangedtouch.com/2026/03/09/r...

orange cat pouting

when you're getting fussed at for trying to dig Papa out of the blankets so you can bite him

Study Finds That Execs Are Outsourcing Their Thinking to AI The same class of business executives who heaped AI onto us by the shovelfull aren't immune to its effects.

Outsourcing their what now?

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

Ad for a mobile game with a 3D cartoon doctor. Scrolling text says, Are you suffering inside the gauntlet of life? Do you struggle to remember apples? Fromage? I prescribe for you to play Philomena’s Sandwich Doggie at least 20 minutes per day. Your lobes will be so happy you have this game. Take it from me. I play Philomena’s Sandwich Doggie at least one hour per day and I always remember my baguette. I never leave bonbons inside my stuffy car. This game exercises your brain and causes the juice of the mind to flow. You will practically feel the electricity juicing around the synapses inside your head. And you will learn what synapses are! (i solve my car problem with another app)

🥪🐶

Oven clock, we meet again.

i've had this happen where the hat blew into the street and was immediately run over by a car

the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo, but with the text "Carmen San Diego Luna"

(also, to be clear, it's 10 mg three times a day, not just, like, once)

it felt like a lot for the first year or so, but that was 2012. i'll keep this in mind, though, i'm finally looking into getting official diagnoses rather than just a reaction speed test.

it would be so cool if it worked that way every time. 10 mg certainly doesn't

Let everything that’s been planned come true. Let them believe. And let them have a laugh at their passions. Because what they call passion actually is not some emotional energy, but just the friction between their souls and the outside world. And most important, let them believe in themselves. Let them be helpless like children, because weakness is a great thing, and strength is nothing. When a man is just born, he is weak and flexible. When he dies, he is hard and insensitive. When a tree is growing, it’s tender and pliant. But when it’s dry and hard, it dies. Hardness and strength are death’s companions. Pliancy and weakness are expressions of the freshness of being. Because what has hardened will never win.

Thinking about that STALKER bit again

idr if i ever posted this here but sam and max was mentioned so i post it now

hey, what's it like getting kicked in the head by a horse

ok in searching for clothes i found this and while it is not what i want it is always a blessing to see a website from a bygone era
www.sanctuarie.com/closeoutsale...

so many gems there

"You asked for an image: 'A pelican riding a bicycle'" "'ai' responded [and it's a very sketchy sketch where the pelican is facing to the right and the bike is just two circles]"

Alright. I see it.
youraislopbores.me

huh. i do feel like it is a mockery of the concept of a duck

this is also how i dress for living forever

O Lord God, up in the sky, I have a prayer for a special guy, With a beautiful voice and handsome looks, My prayer, of course, is for Garth Brooks! He's got it all, both brawn and brains, He even rocks when he's Chris Gaines, With an awesome opener, like Kane Brown, Please bring Garth Brooks to my town!! Amen. The image is like a folksy cute angel figurine and two competing watermarks say FaceBrooks and Prayer Ideas. (another prayer idea? sweet treats!)

i don't have an answer, but in case anyone else tries to look into it: the first printing of the original HC has been ruled out here.
it's also not the Deluxe Edition, seen without the dust jacket here:
youtu.be/nXWHNIoTjOM?...
or either of the Absolute ones, seen here: youtu.be/RE0Z57KEWT0?...