although I normally disapprove of the Nintendo company's draconian legal charges, I would be okay with these defendants being forced into white slavery
06.03.2026 19:16
👍 0
🔁 0
💬 1
📌 0
although I normally disapprove of the Nintendo company's draconian legal charges, I would be okay with these defendants being forced into white slavery
Snorlax
2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog
For the love of God, Pokemontressor!!
pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.
The Q&A for this is so fucking funny. It’s defensive to the point where it feels like “Yeah we’re gonna get away with it, what are you gonna do to stop it? Nothing?” en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/...
highly recommend reading the Time article quoted here, it's full of wild stuff. framing pokemon as an disgusting otaku obsession makes me like it more
Apropos of nothing, remember when @tmbg.bsky.social did the music for Dunkin' Donuts commercials?
youtu.be/XAJnD6gslbc
i know pokemon is still popular with younger people but millennial cultural hegemony is going to rock. we're just aging into the marketing demographic where everything is going to be catered directly to us. it's going to rule and we will do whatever it takes to make it last until we're 300 years old
the ad is basically a victory lap. they had a bunch of celebrities say they have a favorite Pokemon and it didn't seem weird, because that's a normal thing to have
'i hate every ape i see from chimpan-a to chimpan-z' is the dumbest simpsons joke that always gets me
in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around
One thing modern gaming has gotten right is broadly standardizing demos as "have the first level, save data transfers." Players get a head start and an unvarnished feel of the actual game, publishers get players invested to buy in full, it's probably easier for devs than making bespoke demo levels.
in order for american tv and film to heal, people who grew up in the 80s have to be banned from making anything for a bit
okay i guess im just listening to this on a loop forever youtu.be/JzHwnaK1c7c
Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Leviathan
My mom took us to see this on Christmas. I liked the nose they put on Mark Hamill.
The new winter storm model run is out and YOU, specifically, are getting 36"+ of snow. It doesn't matter where you are or what you do, you can't escape from it. Its coming and it will find you. Don't bother stocking up, it won't be enough. Make peace with your God if you have one
Mario RPGs always struck me as "RPGs for people who don't like RPGs"
Canadians don’t get to brag about burning down the White House until they do it again to show it wasn’t a fluke. That was a Mickey Mouse arson until proven otherwise.
they should make a Rushmore (1998) video game
snake that's roland, the headless thompson gunner. our intel says he's the eternal thompson gunner, still wandering through the night. you might want to try tossing a chaff grenade.
give me dilbertidaho. the coffee must flow.
Feel like I'm being more of an asshole to people who deserve it this year. This wasn't my 2026 resolution, but it was for previous years, so I'm counting it
Is the band Blondie named after the dessert, or was the dessert named after the band?
I wish there was an autistic part of town, like Chinatown or Little Italy
nothing like post-dump clarity