@aggrocrag
My best song "You're Beautiful" streaming on all platforms // he him 35 ♎ ⚤ spoken for girl dad // 🇵🇸 🇵🇷 acab // Class 6 forklift and telehandler certified, juggling parenting & witty takes on life’s absurdities
oh sick nice ty
mmmm soylent nut
the Obama/Biden adrenochrome trafficking affects global oil trade
understandable!!
"I don't think god would like this one" is actually the only anti-war argument the southern evangelical will entertain
The one stroke samurai could never jack me off that fast
[reads in the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES beat to check the syllables]
yeah absolutely 100% wasn't aware it was coming bsky.app/profile/juli...
it's ok I like the way it stings a bit
pollen getting into my brain
😔
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she's speaking at a press conference right now about DHS ops. I don’t think they told her she got fired loooool
What the hell was I talking about lmao
for real if I was a bee I'd be all up in that 😵💫
sweet beautiful little babies
The side of a bearded man's face, he has short brown hair and grey on the side, the collar and shoulder of a white collared shirt are visible, he is looking at the camera with bemusement, standing in front of a juvenile plum tree with white blossoms, a garden with natural brown mulch is visible in the background, off in the distance past the chainlink fence is a grassy field and bare trees
A brief break from the horrors to show you my baby plum tree popping the fuck off
(sadly rubbing where your bush used to be) who did this to you?
“It’s not that deep.” It is that deep. I am a well. Lower the bucket
he's gone full doodoo brain
wow that's a good one, thanks Bob
you frogot
we actually knew each other 10,000 years ago. we were both frogs and lived in a pond together but you forgot.
bro can you get the fuck
my spirit is free as a wild stallion, go to hell
What is the Book of Robert Fettuccini
Picture of a grey rock with a blurred image of an orange cat in the background with forced perspective action lines making it look like the rock is being thrown at the viewer by the cat
Good morning it's time to wake tHE FUCK UP
what is the word?
I need to knock on this tiny door if only to see who answers
this is gonna sound crazy but maybe it's G
A screenshot of a "PASSPORT" from Animal Crossing New Horizons, it's a light pale green card with a small square picture of a cartoonish boy with green eyes and dirt splotched face slightly smiling and standing in front of a realistic sabertooth tiger fossil, text to the right reads "Abolish private property, Aggro Crag, Cherries, Rumormongering Snake"
I'm getting back on my bullshipt #ACNH